Sex or riding?

EDBANGER · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 May 2005 Karma :

Sometimes I struggle with this question. Which would I prefer to live without..................hmmmmmmmmmm.........I'm thinking bike, less hassle and cheaper to run Very Happy

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bish777 · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Karma :

Well i think ill keep the bike, as ive gotten in enough trouble with sex (read the drunk regrets bit in offtopic) and i have a son and (apparently) have twins on the way due this oct/nov so i dont really need to have sex anymore from a biological standpoint.

Now if i can just stop the float bowls leaking...
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Method · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Nov 2004 Karma :

Black Knight · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Karma :

Definitly riding! I can stay out on the bike much longer than 3 minutes too Laughing

Sadie · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Karma :

WHY MOTORBIKES ARE BETTER THAN MEN - 30 good reasons

1. Motorbikes don't screw around.
2. Motorbikes don't care if it's that time of the month.
3. Motorbikes don't have parents.
4. Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. Motorbikes don't care about professional sports.
6. You can share your motorbike with your friends.
7. Motorbikes don't care how many other motorbikes you've ridden.
8. When riding, you and your motorbike can arrive at the same time.
9. Motorbikes don't care if other motorbikes look at you.
10. Motorbikes don't care if you look at other motorbikes.
11. If your motorbike goes flat you can fix it.
12. If your motorbike is too short you can heighten it.
13. If your motorbike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
14. You can have a black & white motorbike and bring it home to your parents.
15. You don't have to be jealous of other women who covet your motorbike.
16. If you say bad things to your motorbike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
17. Your motorbike won't start going until you're ready.
18. You can ride your motorbike as long as you want and it won't get exhausted.
19. Your motorbike won't fall asleep after you ride it.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old motorbike after you dump it.
21. There is no limit to how long a motorbike can keep going.
22. Motorbikes don't mistrust you if you're an experienced rider.
23. Your motorbike never wants a night out with the other motorbikes.
24. Motorbikes don't care what you wear.
25. Motorbikes don't feel their bikehood is threatened if you insist on driving.
26. If your motorbike doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can ride your motorbike the first time you meet it, without worrying about whether it will call you back the next day.
28. You don't have to cover your motorbike with rubber when you ride it.
29. You don't have to worry about where your motorbike has been before you met it.
30. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your motorbike.

Does that answer your question? Laughing

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EDBANGER · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 May 2005 Karma :

Sadie · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Karma :

And your point is ...?
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Hex · Party Boy Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Karma :

I can live without the bike, lets just put it that way.
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bish777 · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Karma :

lol

Return Fire!

Bikes are better than women beacause:

1. Motorbikes don't screw around.
2. Motorbikes don't have a time of the month.
3. Motorbikes don't have parents.
4. Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. Motorbikes don't interrupt me whilst i watch professional sports.
6. You can share your motorbike with your friends.
7. Motorbikes don't care how many other motorbikes you've ridden.
8. When riding, you and your motorbike can arrive as quickly as you want.
9. Motorbikes don't care if other motorbikes look at you.
10. Motorbikes don't care if you look at other motorbikes.
11. If your motorbike freezes out for no readily apparent reason you can fix it.
12. If your motorbike is too short you can heighten it.
13. If your motorbike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
14. You can have a black & white motorbike and bring it home to your parents.
15. You don't have to be jealous of other men who covet your motorbike.
16. If you say bad things to your motorbike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
17. Your motorbike always wants you to ride it.
18. You can ride your motorbike as long as you want and it won't get a headache.
19. Your motorbike won't pester you not to fall asleep after you ride it.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old motorbike after you dump it.
21. There is no limit to how long a motorbike can keep going.
22. Motorbikes don't mistrust you if you're an experienced rider.
23. Your motorbike doesnt gossip continually with the other motorbikes.
24. Motorbikes don't care what you wear.
25. Motorbikes don't feel their bikehood is threatened if you insist on driving.
26. If your motorbike doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can ride your motorbike the first time you meet it! wohooo
28. You don't have to cover your motorbike with rubber when you ride it.
29. You don't have to worry about where your motorbike has been before you met it.
30. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your motorbike.
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Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

31. You can swap bikes with your mates for a ride if you fancy a change!

Shocked

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Git · Brolly Dolly Joined: 17 Dec 2003 Karma :

My girl wins hands down but I understand the bike better Thumbs Up

EDBANGER · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 May 2005 Karma :

Oooooo closely run contest so far but the bikes have it.

Has anyone ever had or attempted to have sex on a bike?? Something that's crossed my mind a few times.

killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

If you own a Mito, you'd settle for a wank
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bish777 · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Karma :

bish777 · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Karma :

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dainesefreak · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Apr 2003 Karma :

I really really like my bike, but I wouldn't want to see my scrotum explode. Shocked

bish777 · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Karma :

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dainesefreak · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Apr 2003 Karma :

Merely the effects of not being emptied regularly. Rolling Eyes

Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

doublethink ... thoughtcrime...

you guys READ!! Shocked

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Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

Yep - was a very good book. Although was about 8 years ago when I read it, so the details are hazy.
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