Are you a REAL biker

[Black Knight]

You know you're a real biker when......

You're not afraid to use vasaline

You buy toothbrushes for the sole purpose of chain cleaning

You keep Swarfega by the kitchen sink

When asked 'What you been up to?' Biking is the only answer

You check BCF at least 3 times a day

You nod at every bike, even when in the car

You spend you last fiver on fuel instead of food

You check weather forecasts daily

Sundays are bike days. Kinda like church - but better

Anybody think of any more?
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[Irezumi aka Reuben]

My mode of transport and licence show that I am?
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[proximity]

[Villers]

When you ride to work all winter in a one piece race suit?

Tell your mates you can't afford to go drinking then spend £50 on a new visor?

Laugh at anyone who suddenly turns up on a bike at work in the middle of summer and steals all your parking in the bike sheds, even though youve never seen that bike or any of the others in the shed all winter?
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[White Noise]

i do about 6 out 9 of those

caught myself nodding whilst in a cage, not sure what the biker made of it! LOL

why the vasaline?

WN
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[mchaggis]

[danclarkie]

You go into a corner in the car and start to lean your torso
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[Craggles]

I do almost all of those

Craig
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[tony532]

to danclarkie

seen many people do that and think to myself do they think they are riding their bike still.

[steveh]

Dont go out this weekend as your buying a new lid and cant afford to drink.

You get your bike out in the sunshine even if you dont plan on riding it.

Steve.
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[White Noise]

[instigator]

Hmm, disagree with the weather forecasts one - a real biker goes out in any weather and doesn't care

Nut to the rest, its uncanny

[Method]

[Yeti]

if you have planned a ride you go out regardless of weather,

be it rain, sun snow, wind
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[ash t]

Yes i got some of that swarfeg--watever-- soap by the kitchen sink

yes i still nod at bikers while im in the car, (they dont see me)

and sunday is "bike" day. I dont work sundays, and when asked why, i simply say "bike day".

I dont use vaseline tho...

but i do come on BCF more than 3 times daily!
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[dodsi]

You know your a real biker when...

You post the same thread on BCF and HYB

[Black Knight]

Damn right. Spread the word!
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[dodsi]

spread your love like a fever....

[mr.z]

[Nath]

[mrchips]

NSR Kid uses Vasoline.
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[Black Knight]

[WalkeruK88]

you try clutching your car up =]

[mchaggis]

When you can't be bothered to get off to walk to the bin with your empty can of beer, so start it up and ride the 5 yards instead.

Edit: that might just be laziness taken to the extreme, but it was funny.
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[kawakid]

Well i've done snow.

First day I rode my bike to work was in snow, I'd just bought the bike and done the cbt 1 week before, does that make me a real biker.

Or just stupid ....???
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