Fuc*ing taxis!

[dransy]

well today , nice lovely day thought id go out ,
started warming my bike up on the drive saw another biker up the road coming out of his garden so i pulled onto road was going to let him past cos he was coming quite fast he slowed down let me out ,
so i set of with this guy on his bike following me
followed me of estate down some roads

then some one on an RS 250 joined us lol
then !
some twat! in a bastard taxi pulled out on me! check out the diagram

the taxi is the box that says car , im them little circles things
anyway that thing in the road at the junction is 1 of those crossings with bollards on
as you can see im at that already going past the junction at about 35 mph with 2 other bikes behind me
then some cunt! in a fucking taxi pulls out of the junction i slammed on brakes and had to swerve around the cunt what a wanker how fucking stupid
i blew my horn loads of times flashed him then give him the tosser sign

what a dickhead how stupid and blind can you get
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[DanceLikeAMon...]

I had a similair situation yesterday.

I was doing about 60 on the A69 yesterday (it was really windy so I was going slower than normal - thank god), there was a car to my right in the process of overtaking (car B), and a car about 100 yards in front that was indicating that it was turning off ahead (car A).

Next thing I see is the front of a BMW (Car C*nt) as it pulls out blindly into my lane from the same road the car is turning into. Which brought about the brown streaks that have been thoughtfully added to the diagram.

I had to squeeze the bike between the two cars - at a jaunty angle as the strong winds died off for a splity second, but was miracullously unscathed. If I had been in a car, I would have had no chance of missing them.

Now I'm a big lad, and was wearing my day-glo reflectiver tabbard, and had my dipped headlight on, so what more do these w*nkstains expect me to do so that they will look out for me????

Even worse, it was one of those little girly BMW. If they're going to try and kill me they could at least do it in a man's car!
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[TheShaggyDA]

So car B was overtaking you on the approach to a junction, and car c*nt pulled out anyway? Even if they didn't see you, they surely must have seen car B, which should be relabelled car W, anyway.
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[DanceLikeAMon...]

I don't think that they would have seen either car since the one that was turning in would have blocked their view of both lanes a of the road. I hope that's the case, if not, they are bigger c*nts than I thought!

[kawakid]

I had something simmilar the other week doing 40 , then this women
just shout out of a junction turning right.

I slammed on, skid marks time and managed to beep my horn.

Then from the other side of the road she winds down her window and shouts "F*** off".

Charming.

If she'd have been a bloke, i'd have gone after her.

Only problem about the bike, is I don't have a realy nice solid Krook Lock, like in the Car.
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[dransy]

[inkorea]

Yea, and dont forget the armour in the nuckles of your gloves, if you have them. I find a punch on the drivers side window and a few choice words at the nearest red light after chasing the f*ckers, tends to have the desired effect of making them look twice next time.
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[kenny]

I had a run in once with a bl**dy taxi driver , why do they think they own the road and that no one else uses it. I just turned off the roundabout at the top of town and about 50 yards down the street on the opposite side was a wmc and outside was a parked taxi as i got about 4-5 meters up to it suddenly pulled out on to my side of the road leaving me nothing to do but shit my pants and slam on. wot a to55er!
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