number plate slogans...

[Keen]

ok so I've always fancied getting a slogan put along the bottom of my number plate, but I've been lacking both the required motivation to get round to it and the inspiration to come up with something decent... "my other ride's your wife" has its relative merits, but its been done

anybody got one? seen any good ones? any inspiration would be appreciated
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[stinkwheel]

Can I recommend you do NOT put "All coppers are wankers." along the bottom as I saw on one guys bike, this is not going to make them let you off

My favourite one is on my mates RD250. He used to work at a big bike shop in Edinburgh called "Two Wheels", they always put their own logo along the bottom of the plates. My mate cut a few up and rearranged the letters so his says "Wee Tools" but in the same typeface as the company logo. The effect is very subtle but quite effective.
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[lap_time]

When I manage to get my finger out, I'm going to have 'I brake for cake'.

You could have 'more flickable than a bogey in double maths'?

[Suzuki]

[feef]

[Suzuki]

I'm a big fan.
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[Gazdaman]

I just ordered one 'if found this way up, please call emergency services' but it's upside down. It was a suggestion in a thread of this title.

£14.95 + 2.95p&p 8" x 6" with the EU bit down the side.

Gaz

[VTR SP1]

how about 'if you can read this I've lost my caravan'?

SP1

[Jrod]

How about. "If you can read this you're going to fast."

[Keen]

my best so far is:

Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat

(fortune favours the brave)

But I'm gonna keep looking
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[Steve H]

How about 'If you can read this then you know that I wasted £14.95 + 2.95p&p'

Sorry Guys, but that was a simple tap in
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[feef]

Carpe Aptenodytes


Sieze the Penguins
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[Kaben]

Feef i love it.
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[FletchSV]

Not so much a slogan but
LLAMEDOS
(Sod em all)
Cheers
FletchSV

[lap_time]

[stinkwheel]

Carpe mustelae ?
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[feef]

[Richy]

Ive got 'if well driven, report stolen' on may car.

Ive seen (upside down) 'If you can read this please flip me over'


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[Suzuki]

Some of you 2-stroke riders might want the latin translation of "Release the Bees!"
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[awj72]

"my other favourite toy has tits"

heh heh
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[beast rider]

I used to have shit happens written on my tail piece above my tail light, i know its not on my number plate but it got quite a few strange looks at night with the brake light on.

[Josh|RD125LC]

I'm getting one for the RD, and the slogan is "Ride it like you stole it".

I love it.
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[Kirmit]

"If you can read this... Back off!"
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[stinkwheel]

"If you can read this... You've been overtaken."
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Kirmit]

"If you can read this... Damm I've stalled again"
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