the big one bike or girlfreind

riichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Karma :

A common question between bikers at my collage “your bike or your girl” well for me its got to be the bike Wink

, why £10 and I can ride it all day offer the same to ma g/f and well am normally off to the A&E for a lacerated neck Shocked

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lightfoot256 · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 12 May 2005 Karma :

LOL

Zen Dog · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Karma :

Er, personally i get to ride my g/f for free, which makes the girl a more economical option. As to which is more fun, I'm saying nowt. Very Happy

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Dischord · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 May 2005 Karma :

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

tits and pistons....they both cost a fortune.

map · Mr Calendar Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

Ho hum, am I the only one recalling the old jokes - my bike is better than my girlfriend because...

I can ride her all day, I can have two bike in the garage and they're not jealous of each other, I can look at other bikes without the bike taking offence, I can come home drunk and the bike doesn't complain, the bike doesn't mind what colour the curtains are, etc, etc, etc

These are so old I'm sure they're included as an appendix to the dead sea scrolls Very Happy

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Chriss · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 May 2005 Karma :

Thankfully my girlfriend's never put me in the position of having to choose, and if she did, then I'd say the bike, for her putting me in that position. Wink

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Sparky · Trackday Trickster Joined: 21 Feb 2005 Karma :

If i didnt have a girlfriend id have a lot better and more expensive bike but what would i do in winter!! ha ha

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riichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Karma :

craigs23 · Mr Muscle Joined: 08 Jun 2005 Karma :

Bike...what girlfriend?

Metal_Mickey · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 29 Apr 2005 Karma :

A bike, while fun, is just a machine and couldn't even begin to compete.

If you are really lucky though you can find yourself a fun and bike loving girlfriend like someone I know and never have to make that choice Wink

Git · Brolly Dolly Joined: 17 Dec 2003 Karma :

The bikes good but it's not that good.
If it wasn't for the other half being there through the shit times I doubt I would even be in a position to have a bike.
She's my anchor to life Thumbs Up

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

my girlfriend just pointed out that i cant have sex with my bike and she says she has better tits than my bike.

However when mardy on one occasion she did say "You love that bike more than me ! Why dont you go outside and bum it !"

Apparently this is because it is a boy (she says) so i couldnt fuck it so I would have to bum it.
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zx-denis-6r · Derestricted Danger Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Karma :

bike without hesitation. girlfriends come and go, but a bikes forever Very Happy

maybe not forever, but until I can save up 10 grand again Razz

your girlfriend can't give you a piggyback ride around europe, so until she can the bike comes first Laughing

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riichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Karma :

[quote="zx-denis-6r"]bike without hesitation. girlfriends come and go, but a bikes forever

you are so right Thumbs Up

mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

I can ride my bike every day of every week, it never gets PMT, nor does it ever get the devils treacle oozing down its legs.
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Craggles · Traffic Copper Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I don't know what to choose.

I require the bike to see the girlfriend... I'm currently without bike, and therefore without girlfriend. And therefore slightly depressed Sad

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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Err bike = Day
Girl = Night.

Simple as. Thumbs Up

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riichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Karma :

lilredmachine · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jan 2005 Karma :

A man should never have to chose between his bitch or his girlfriend.
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riichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Karma :

Keith · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Karma :

Bike..

Its the only one I've got at the moment so its the only option. Laughing

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