Are you a tart?????

[A J]

I just want to know what is the tartiest thing you have done or put on to your bike?

To define tart is that it serve's no purpose at all except to make it look pretty

pictures please !!

[Rob W]

Only thing I've done is put on a double bubble screen, but that wasn't really for tartiness, more practicality (although it does look sexy ).

All I think I'll do as well as that is just change the screen screws (they're a lovely shade of pink ) and maybe get a single seat unit.
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[Barry_M2]

Sprayed it in Telefonica Movistar colours, brought a matching jacket, and leathers, and boots.





Just need to paint the wheel black now.

[G]

Unique custom made heel plate with 'G' on it.

There may be pictures somewhere and I think it can be seen on the BCF2003 trailer.

[Craggles]

I have BCF stickers on it.

The shoei stickers dont count as they cover scratches.

Craig
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[colin1]

i cleaned mine once but Im not too bad cos that was back in april and i havnt cleaned it since
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[Jack_Cheese]

Tyre flares! I decided to make my scooter chav-tastic, bt the NOS and Eibach stickers were too much for me, so they came straight off!
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[Dom]

Purple anodised tax disc holder.

I hate the things but I woke up one night to see Jordan running out of my garage laughing manically with a set of allen keys, and haven't been arsed to get a replacement since.

[tatters]

(before l brought it)


polished: frame,swingarm,head plates and rear sets

purple bolts every were (disk brake ones have flaked back too steel)

varoius tastfull stickers on the fairing covering cracks and damage

flush inducators

light purple clock surround and yoke cover with "YZF Thunderace" across it

(l,ve added)

140bd uber horn

R&G crash protectors

upgraded the main lamps to 85w from 35w
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[nick_surty]

tyre flares and red bull cans on my forks lol
i got a gilera runner 50 btw..... yeah i know..... anuva ped boi!
lol

[steveh]

Not so much to make it look better, ive fitted a DADDY truck horn to it thats about it.

oh, and i did fit a neon under the tank shining on the engine once

feel free to slap me


Steve.
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[RealNinja]

Where do I start?

Full Acropovic system
Harris carbon front mudgurad
Braking wave rear disc
Fairing mounted indicators
Green braided lines
Colour matched undertray
Colour matched hugger
Clear arrow rear indicators
Custom plate
LED rear light

I would have had black Arrow rearsets with carbon heelplates by now, but they don't make them anymore....

Pictures you say?

https://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5941/dscf00122yx.jpg

https://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2148/dscf0015plate6mf.gif
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[craigs23]

Too many to list

My cleaning obsession?

Polishing inside of my exhaust bracket
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/DSC00553.jpg

Beginning to work around the alloy parts of the bike
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/DSC00547.jpg

Parts of the bike you can't see when the fairing's on
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/DSC00539.jpg

Spending hours cleaning the front downpipes, which are all but invisible
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/DSC00485.jpg

Cleaning the inside of my fairing to get rid of the weekly commuted grime
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/DSC00546.jpg

The SP2 callipers, where I found that the OE ones were fine nonetheless
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/DSC00503.jpg

The need to have a gold chain with matching sprockets. (Wheel rim stripes as well)
Before
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/DSC00473.jpg
After
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/DSC00531.jpg

The HRC Cdi, which advances ignition, removes the Jap restriction and adds another 500rpm (which I'll never use on the road)
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/hrccdi.jpg

But maybe the creme de le creme are my hand made one off Carbon Fibre airducts (where the air ducts don't actually do anything on my bike) from a guy called Michael, who lives in Austria.
https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/whers84/DSC00489.jpg
Oh, and not forgetting the preload adjusters, that are correctly set for static sag (with me onboard), so are never adjusted again. Or the HRC brake resevoir cover. Or the stainless bolts, polished brake resevoir holder, renthal grips (OE ones were fine), new bar ends (ditto).

My increasing fettish for carbon fibre: having to change the brand new black hugger which I bought to a brand new carbon one, just for good measure.

More one-offs on the way...

It all started with a standard RVF, a new pair of tyres.....it's never going to end

[gimpy limp]

I fitted a camping 'roll up floor mat thingy' to mine just because it looks better with it on (it's probably too uncomfortable and thin to actually use when camping I suspect).

https://www.pre-auto.com/cx500/gallery/cx500_side_boxes_2.jpg
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[Bendy]

Well, I spose fitting smaller indicators was tarty. But it's not *that* tarty cos one of them's a completely different shape to the others and I'm not bothered enough to change it.

The race can... there was one already on it, and when I broke that I just bought the most bargainous one I could get my hands on. Happens to make a tarty noise and be tarty carbon fibre, but I chose it cos it was £25.

The side fairing that got scraped when I crashed last October has still yet to be replaced by the unscraped one I've got under my bed.

Footpeg jack-up plates were cheaper than tarty rearsets and do the same job.

R&G shrooms, bar ends and fork bobbins. They may "give you that authentic factory look" but I got them to stop me breaking bits.

I've got a BCF url on my screen, spose that's slightly tarty.

Double bubble was completely necessary and nothing to do with tarty.

So my best tarty thing has to be my little yellow bendy man.

[dodsi]

Im an anti-tart

The modifications my bike has is...

Scottoiler, colour matched hugger, engine bars

Im taking the nasty blue bar ends off it and replacing with genuine suzuki ones (black)

and fitting a front fender extender.

God I sound old

[mistergixer]

Yes, i am a tart, i go with sailors, blow jobs only £10.

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[Jrod]

I'm not a tart.

[TOM M]

CRAIGS23 u have too much time to spare.........ROFL
one smart bike ya got, wish i had the enthusiasm to clean mine more often.

the tartiest thing added to my bike must be..........


its owner
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[Bezzer]

I've got a gold bling fetish , hate gold anodised alloy think it looks shitty yellow so made a load of stuff in brass for the proper gold look - frame plugs, bar ends, bungee points, hero blobs, shrooms, yoke nut covers, fairing fasteners etc etc, was a bit OTT on a Blackbird but I've just got a 1200 Bandit and made a start on that now as bling is obligatory on a Bandit

https://hometown.aol.co.uk/Mickcbr1100/bling/brassbling1.JPG
https://hometown.aol.co.uk/Mickcbr1100/BanditBling/BanBarEnds.JPG
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[Zoffo]

You touting for buisness Bezzer
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[Kram]

tartynes....

Crash musrooms (placed on today)
Micron race can - cheap of ebay, came with free hole in the chrome at the end . still have to replace 2 damaged fairings.

but it's getting tarted up over winter (modified fairings, respray, new parts)
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[Bezzer]

[bazza]

Laura Ashley seat cover, net curtains on the screen.

The window box was a complete disaster...
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