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bazza
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 31 Jul 2005    Post subject: Oh, The Shame... Reply with quote

Rode though mid- Wales today, not far - about 170 miles round trip.

To my utter disgust, I didn't:

Arrow Crash.
Arrow Fall off.
Arrow Nearly crash.
Arrow Nearly fall off.
Arrow Top 160mph.
Arrow Get stopped by cops.
Arrow Get chased by cops.
Arrow Get given a producer by the cops.
Arrow Get flashed by a Gatso.
Arrow Get snapped by a Talivan.[1]
Arrow Break up with my girlfriend.
Arrow Race a sports car driven by a fit blonde who shagged me as a mark of respect for my skill.

I did enjoy myself though. Mr. Green

I shall, of course, resign from BCF with immediate effect.


[1] As far as I know.
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ash t
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 01 Aug 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bye
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Sparks!
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 01 Aug 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

See ya...



Have you gone yet????
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bazza
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 01 Aug 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yams wrote:
See ya...



Have you gone yet????


I've been told I can't resign.

Something about the more anal-retentive forum members needing a decoy away from the other members, so I have to stay...

<sigh>
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Sparks!
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 01 Aug 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
so I have to stay...

<sigh>


I'm sure we could make a special exception this one time Mr. Green
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Black Knight
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 01 Aug 2005    Post subject: Re: Oh, The Shame... Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
Rode though mid- Wales today, not far - about 170 miles round trip.

To my utter disgust, I didn't:

Arrow Crash.
Arrow Fall off.
Arrow Nearly crash.
Arrow Nearly fall off.
Arrow Top 160mph.
Arrow Get stopped by cops.
Arrow Get chased by cops.
Arrow Get given a producer by the cops.
Arrow Get flashed by a Gatso.
Arrow Get snapped by a Talivan.[1]
Arrow Break up with my girlfriend.
Arrow Race a sports car driven by a fit blonde who shagged me as a mark of respect for my skill.

I did enjoy myself though. Mr. Green

I shall, of course, resign from BCF with immediate effect.


[1] As far as I know.


Not even get 'close' to any sheep?
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bazza
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PostPosted: 00:38 - 01 Aug 2005    Post subject: Re: Oh, The Shame... Reply with quote

Black Knight wrote:
Not even get 'close' to any sheep?


I did discover the Welsh phrase for "nightclub entrance" though...
























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