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..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

Shit sorry to hear that. There really are some absolute fucking wankers out there.

Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

Arse.

Keep in in the yard. F*ck her.

Too many knobheads in the world.

Think I'll buy a f*ck off gun and become a vigilante. Who's with me?

Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

Sorry to hear about that' Some little pricks broke an egg on the seat of one of my bikes. Your damage is just worse bad jealous shite.

If you park in the courtyard maybe you should buy a cover or try to explain to the 'woman in dire need of good oral' that you're bike's getting abuse.
You would need to ensure that it's not a fire/health and safety risk buildings insurance liabilities etc. and that it doesn't foul the courtyard. (Shit and piss every where.)
Take the lady out for a drink, send her flowers or something. Remember she's got the power right now.
Maybe she'll be more pleasant after an orgasm or two.
Charm is the way here I think.
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riichy · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Karma :

some pepole most have very boring lives, if they can find the time to push peoples bikes over.

w##kers Middle Finger

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Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

Flip can we do Novas? I only want to do Novas.
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Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

I know, paint 'BCF' on the bonnet and you pass
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cyberglass · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Karma :

had that happen to my DT125r in wigan the scumbags couldent nick it as id chained it down so they cow tipped it. probably some jobless scumbag wanting a field bike

no witnesses and local shop cctv switched off what a suprise

mattfuzzy · Scooby Slapper Joined: 19 Nov 2004 Karma :

do you have any security for the bike? you could make a mini gun with a temperature and movement sensor on it, park your bike somewhere next to a wall or a corner (walls more than 1 side of the bike) put the mini gun up and let it deal with anyone trying to come within a 1 mile radius of the bike (it mite even deal with the old bag aswell) Twisted Evil

cyberglass · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Karma :

hehe i was jus thinking of the tazers i used to make out of old camers in school wire one to your bike thatll give them a shock next time they try it LOL

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

I reckon have a quiet word with the lady who didnt want the bike in the courtyard. If you speak softly and act as if you are asking her permission and explain about the damage, she might magnanimously decide to let you have your bike in the courtyard. If not then fuck her and put it there anyway but it cant hurt to try and talk her round. Lets just hope it wasnt her footprint and that it wont get the same treatment inside the courtyard !
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Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

flips approach sound great if she says no but good to try my method to get her to say yes. less hassle in the long run.
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Vespa · Traffic Copper Joined: 12 Feb 2005 Karma :

distortion · Nearly there... Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Karma :

Guessing you pay your rent and its a communal courtyard so why not use your space in it. Sounds like a right funny B**CH.

map · Mr Calendar Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

Probably not a good idea to make too many waves. However, should you not be allowed to park in the courtyard by the resident association chairperson then as she has been hostile to the bike in the past (blocking it) why not mention this to the police?

Good choice to check the terms of the lease as well. Also if it's a resident association shouldn't there be meetings held where you can have your say?

Just some thoughts Karma

Best of luck sorting out the damage Thumbs Up

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Flip · Super Spammer Joined: 28 Feb 2004 Karma :

So... you going to punch her in the tw@t or not?

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

well if the police told you to put it there, you cant disobey them can you ? otherwise you would be wasting police time by tempting vandals again.

much as you'd love to abide by resident womans wishes you cant argue with the police
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