Stupid old gits

[tribal_tiger]

Going to fill up the bike yesterday, lunch time in a pretty industrial area, so thre's a fair few cars at the pump waiting.

Some old bugger drives in the exit, waits for a car to leave and tries to reverse to the pump before anyone else can get there.

Sod this me thinks and pulls up to the pump before he has a chance.

Still he reverses. I jumped of the bike and stood between it and his car, he must have been about 30cm from me before he stopped.

I start to fill the bike up, and have the petrol cap with my key in on top of the pump. The old git gets out the car and starts shouting and swearing at me. I mean the guy must have been in his 70's!

Being the nice chap I am, I just ignore him and carry on. Turn round to get my petrol cap and the guy snatches it shouting "Got your attention now!"

What do you do, when some old bugger has just nicked your keys?

Simple you walk round to his side, stand face to face with him with your tinted visor down and simply say

"Give me my keys back or I'm going to f**kin slap you"

They soon back down!

God i hate old people!
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[binge]

Awsome!

Reminds me of when a little chav parked his silly little pushbike infront of my bike to stop me driving away. Well, with it being such a big wheel'd bike, I simply rode right over his bike.
He soon jumped out of the way.

[Nolongerhere]

I have an issue with one of my neighbours and my bike and he squared upto me the otherday when I had a tined visor on I thought god I could just nut you not take the helmet off and say it wasnt me lololol I h8 old people too!

[yorkshirelad3]

it bugs me 2 when people get aggresive with me, i have never actually beat someome up, landed a few punches, but usally squaring up to them and just starring at them calms them down!

[kawakid]

I had the old boy from next door round a few years ago when the wife was heavily pregnant.

Threatening about noise, (unjustified it was 10pm on a Saturday night and he and his wife are normaly down the pub and the noise was only for 2 mintues).

Anyway he said he would come in and hurt me.

I inivited him to do so, and put it in no un certain terms what would happen to him, I also reminded him who my friends were.

Every morning I enjoy choking up at 3000 revs, just underneath his window. My wife says why don't you free wheel down to the road, but I enjoy the annoyance.
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[fast_tzr]

Lol nice one by all you lot. My problem with old people is not only the ones who think they can do what they like, but what annoys me more is the old twats who really should be in a home by now, let alone driving on the roads. Would have pissed me off as much if not more if the old boy had driven into the exit thinking it was the entrance. Some old women once reversed into the front window of a china shop thinking it was her garage! I mean fuck how was she allowed on the roads long enough for it to build up to that!?

[yorkshirelad3]

i was following an old fella through my village when he put his left hand indicator on and pulled to the left, fair enough me thinks, then as i go to overtake he bangs on the right indicator and pulls across the roade at which point he stalls.

then sits looking stright forward before slowly restarting the engine, i didnt know wether to be angry, amazed or just giggle like the school boy i so recently was!

as you can guess the later was my chosen reaction!

it took about 3/4 minutes for him to get moving again.

[Vespa]

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[yorkshirelad3]

i will probly have done somthing daft by then and not be around!!

how depressing is this, when i finished 6th form 3 months back, me and some mates had a talk over which funeral we would go to first, they bloody chose mine, reason, im a biker!

[stinkwheel]

[yorkshirelad3]

21 then? haha

[Vespa]

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[yorkshirelad3]

fweew, im 18! screw you death!

[Visitor Q]

yes but isnt the second most likely age 37... ?

Or something like that.

Ive got past the full throttle everywhere, i poddle at least 1% of the time

Seriously though, the stories ped boys spout at me is exactly what i used to spout with such pride.

If only i could go around again
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[strag]

*Ahem* I've been driving over 20 years and you followed me Bonny!
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[VFR400UK]

My neighbour allways used to complain about noise, even things like us mowing the lawn.

One day when he was having a BBQ my dad decided to fettle his RD350 which envolved spending half an hour blipping the throttle with the thing running very rich with no end cans on

[Lone-Wolf]

[Vin]

[Visitor Q]

[Liverpoolrobb...]

i only get stuck behind old biddies never had an issue

[Villers]

I hate old people driving simple as that

On a seperate note, theres nothing wrong with planning peoples funerals. Me and a drinking buddy have planned ours (during a sesh on the beer obviously) and it was decided we would each have two funerals, one for family and one for the lads. The burial would also be preceeded by which ever one of us hadnt died singing 'dust in the wind' like they did in 'old school'.

seriously though Im sick of peoples attitude towards our mortality, a usual conversation at work would be 'I got my knee down on such and such a bend' followed by someone saying 'your going to die...' ridiculous.
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