Chav-0 Wall-1 Me- let off!

[SonofABiker]

I finally got my cg back today, with a hefty 280-something pound bill attatched to it, and i took it out so i could get used to it for one, and secondly to run the engine in (rebored engine you see).

On my way home, a chav on a moped came hurtling round a corner, saw me poodling along at 35-40pmh and started to race me.

Obviously, i played a bit, got up to 40 and left it at that, he then wanted to go down the road to the left, so rather then slow down and go to the left, he SPED UP (somehow), went AROUND the outside of me, and then TRIED to pull a 90 degree turn into this corner, all at 45mph or so!

Needless to say, it didnt happen, smashed straight into the wall and dragged himself down the road some. Me, being the nice guy i am and all, came back round, pulled in, called for an ambulance etc etc.

Police arrived, asked for details of moi and then...noticed my tax had run out on my bike

didnt say anything! I was like "whew" when i got away.

the copper's words about the chav:

"Another moron off the road. (alright he didnt say moron) Thank god."

* Sorry if this offends any chav's who ride peds like total twats... *

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[GearboxGeezer]

I take he wasnt badly hurt? Hopefully he will learn that it hurts to crash anything faster than a pushbike..

[SonofABiker]

I doubt he was hurt badly, but i dont know if anyone can have that much pride left after doing a sad stunt like that.

He walked himself into the ambulance, the hospital was only like a mile away tops, so i bet hes probably already out, thinking of a new way to bug everyone, whilst massaging an painful head, (wasnt wearing much of a crash helmet. it was more like a toy builder hat with straps) and soothing a dented pride.

the ped...is rideable, i'll give it that..but..looks like it should be binned. or melted down, it looks totally plastic anyway.

I bet he wasn't insured either...
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[Jack_Cheese]

At least he hit a wall and not a pedestrian. Is he being prosecuted for dangerous driving? he should be, that way he wont afford insurance till he is 50

Jack
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[Josh|RD125LC]

Congrats to Mr. Wall.
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[mattsmith95]

Nice little story, that's made my day.

[jonnay]

Hope he didn't damage the wall too badly..

Jon
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[SonofABiker]

Mr Wall has decided not to make a claim due to the huge financial cost it will inflict upon itself after making a claim to his insurance company. he will however be taking any money needed to repair itself by blood instead

Dont worry, i made sure the wall was fine before i left. sod the chav. shouldn't have tried it. if he would have made clear he was turning i would have at least tried to get out of the way. but after that little stunt? no sir chavalittle, by all means park thyself into that wall over there. goodnight...

yep, he's being done for driving without due care and attention and dangerous driving i think it was i cant remember what the policeman was saying. the policewoman was quite hot...
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[krebsy]

You should hear all the kids on those bloody mini moto/micro teeny tiny bikes rocketing up and down the narrow road outside my house. Tonnes of parked cars so visibility is shit.

Me on a 600cc doing 30 in and out between the parked cars at them gets them out of the way though, silly sods still try to race...

K.
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[SonofABiker]

Well i know of a DT chav that rides on roads/pavements/grass/nearby parks or pretty much wherever he wants to and he bugs all the bikers that ride through that area, and it winds me up watching him throw that bike around like its not worth anything..i'd rather he give me the money and i spend it on something i'll actually look after then him throw it around like a worthless toy...

They annoy me so much, that ped was actually worth a fair amount we judged it was almost new, so i was angry sitting beside my couple of hundred pound bike watching the police pick up the remnants of a 1000 pound hunk of plastic that some chav twat has smashed up...

Sorry for ranting...
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[colin1]

[veeeffarr]

Well done Colin!

Take care of that CG SonOfABiker, and welcome back to the CG owners club!

[Josh|RD125LC]

Well done Colin. Read about passing your test a bit before that. Never realised til you said lol. Two meaning phrase.

Congrats.
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[Jack_Cheese]

what scooter was it he mashed up? i wanna know how financially hurt he is gonna be

Jack
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[SonofABiker]

Not sure, i think it was a apprilla ped thing though, was black and red, i never bothered to check to be honest.

but it was brand new. so oops
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[jonnay]

Aprilia - will cost him well... just to give you an idea of the costs, one panel off the SR retails at £250...

Nicely done

Jon
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[Blink]

Brand new Aprilia SR = £xxxx.xx

Honda CG125 = 1p.

In financial terms, you appear to be the chav lol.

He was probably only 16, one more lesson taught the hard way.
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[SonofABiker]

Me? A chav?!?!?!?!?

well, i've been called gay a few times..but thats a whole new insult....

The only reason i've got a Cg is because i wont keep it long. once ive done my test, i spend my hard earned money on a decent bike. why pay for a decent 125 when im getting rid of it in a month or two?
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[Blink]

Calm down.

Shit being labelled isn't it?

hehe.
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[SonofABiker]

Ah..point taken.

I wasnt mad, just shocked lol..

but fair point.
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[veeeffarr]

Oi!

CG125's are decent bikes... I wouldn't want to learn on anything else

[mattfuzzy]

all i can say is.... HAHA!
just wish that would happen to the kid on the ped round my estate (not your typical estate and doesnt have chavs or isnt very "rough") that kid flys past my close at around 30 - 35mph and does it around a corner that i didnt think you could do 20 around (and personaly i wouldnt either) that plus the amount of little kids around my estate hes just asking for trouble, mite kick him off sometime when im on my bike

[NSR125-Kid-UK]

[mattfuzzy]

o look its the attention whore

[NSR125-Kid-UK]