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scol1
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PostPosted: 00:22 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Solution to the petrol crisis!! Reply with quote
Give these a try.


https://www.petroldirect.com/
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proximity
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PostPosted: 00:26 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is this a joke?
Reading the biofuels page suggests so.
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fuzz
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PostPosted: 00:26 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.


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If you drive a huge four wheel drive (e.g. Discovery, Shogun, BMW X5) then you are a sinner against the environment and other road users. Buy something less stupid.


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PostPosted: 00:28 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wish it was real 60p fuel would be great at my door step Very Happy
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fuzz
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PostPosted: 00:29 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
proximity wrote:
Is this a joke?
Reading the biofuels page suggests so.


What does this suggest Rolling Eyes
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scol1
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PostPosted: 00:32 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
is this a joke?........ Laughing


Have you seen how many colours of diesel ya can get Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:33 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes i know.
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Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki, we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry. This site is strictly for laughs only.

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PostPosted: 00:34 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
of course it's a joke.

Read this page
https://www.petroldirect.com/legal.htm

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This is a parody site, not an actual trading corporation and as such any similarities in names and trademarks are covered by "fair use" provisions of intellectual property laws. Vin Diesel is a very entertaining actor, not a biofuel.

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PostPosted: 00:37 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Crystal Energy

The healing power of crystals has been known for some time - new research shows that they can be used as a source of automotive power too.

Working with Europe's leading metaphysicists, we are in the process of creating the right mix of crystals in order to not only power your car indefinitely, but also to spread karmic joy throughout your local community.



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scol1
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PostPosted: 00:45 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
proximity wrote:
I wish it was real 60p fuel would be great at my door step Very Happy


believe me,you DONT want anyone putting petrol through your letterbox
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good point, i think ill go to bed.
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 14 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Antimatter
Recent advances in particle research have made it possible to create antimatter on a commercial scale for the very first time.

Traditionally suited to deep range space craft, it is actually possible now to fit a compact matter-antimatter annihilation chamber into most larger cars and trucks. Typically, just a few grams of antimatter will be enough to power your car for life.

Our specialists will also arrange an engine conversion for you. Please contact us for a quotation.

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