Help & FAQs    Search BCF    Members    Groups    Events Calendar
Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


Order petrol online

 Reply to topic
Bike Chat Forums Index -> General Bike Chat
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

carvell
Scuttler



Joined: 05 Sep 2003
Karma :
PostPosted: 12:59 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Order petrol online Reply with quote
Think I'm joking?

60p/litre anyone?

https://www.petroldirect.com

Looks like a joke to me, but I'll wait for someone else to do it before I do, any volunteers?
____________________
Yamaha TDM 850
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Rookie
World Chat Champion



Joined: 09 Feb 2005
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:01 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Check out their Legal section...

Laughing

Clicky clicky
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

veeeffarr
Super Spammer



Joined: 22 Jul 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:02 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rofl Site wrote:

Super Leaded Petrol

With four times the lead content of ordinary leaded petrol, your car will get the extra kick it needs for maximum performance.


If you think this site is serious... Then you need a slap with a wet kipper Smile

Unless you think "Vin Diesel" is actually a type of fuel...

Last edited by veeeffarr on 13:03 - 15 Sep 2005; edited 1 time in total
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

map
Mr Calendar



Joined: 14 Jun 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:02 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Very Happy

seen that before, take a look at some of the specialist fuels Thumbs Up
____________________
...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger? Very Happy
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

jamie192
Spanner Monkey



Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:06 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would try it, if i had money and if there ordering system worked!
It says unavailable when i try. I wonder if they deliver 3 liters Razz.

I suppose it could save you money if you ordered lots. But like i said if you ordered 3 pounds worth the shipping charges would rape you.
____________________
Ride Fast, Brake hard, don't fall off!
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Rookie
World Chat Champion



Joined: 09 Feb 2005
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:07 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
PetrolDirect wrote:

Perfuel™
Aimed especially at lady drivers of Beetle Convertibles, Mazda MX5s and other girlie cars, Perfuel™ is an attractively fragrant biofuel made from processed rose petals.

The advantages of Perfuel™ are twofold - rose petals are a renewable energy source, and additionally it is the only fuel that perfumes the environment with a delicate aroma as you drive.

Sold in 15ml bottles at £300 per bottle.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Rookie
World Chat Champion



Joined: 09 Feb 2005
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:08 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
jamie192 wrote:
I would try it, if i had money and if there ordering system worked!
It says unavailable when i try. I wonder if they deliver 3 liters Razz.

I suppose it could save you money if you ordered lots. But like i said if you ordered 3 pounds worth the shipping charges would rape you.


God you're talking like you think it's a real site! Razz
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

jamie192
Spanner Monkey



Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:09 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol, i didnt read much of the site. Also when i clicked on the link there wa the first post only. Ah well
____________________
Ride Fast, Brake hard, don't fall off!
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Vespa
Traffic Copper



Joined: 12 Feb 2005
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:22 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
.

Last edited by Vespa on 00:49 - 02 Nov 2005; edited 1 time in total
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

romperstomper...
Trackday Trickster



Joined: 14 Jan 2005
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:30 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think the give away is ,"delivered straight through your letterbox", Laughing

also funny " Crystal Energy
The healing power of crystals has been known for some time - new research shows that they can be used as a source of automotive power too.

Working with Europe's leading metaphysicists, we are in the process of creating the right mix of crystals in order to not only power your car indefinitely, but also to spread karmic joy throughout your local community.

Coming soon. Please contact us for more details."
____________________
Yeah I know !
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

NSR125-Kid-UK
Attention Whore



Joined: 03 May 2003
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:34 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
LOL! I love that site! Laughing Thumbs Up
____________________
https://www.bikepics.com/members/nsrandy/96rs250/ My Bike!

"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

fuzz
World Chat Champion



Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:37 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Toby R wrote:
Unless you think "Vin Diesel" is actually a type of fuel...


I thought maybe it was German for Van Diesel, which would make more sense Shifty ....... Laughing
____________________
https://www.bikepics.com/members/fuzzbcf/
Bikes: '99 NSR125R, '00 SV650S, K1 GSX-R600, '97 CB500, K3 SV1000S, '16 VFR800
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

feef
Energiser Bunny



Joined: 11 Feb 2002
Karma :
PostPosted: 13:41 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
from their "about us" page, at the bottom.. JUST in case you're not sure...

Quote:
Although this site is a parody, Drax Fuel actually tried something similar in the past.

____________________
Mudskipper wrote: feef, that is such a beautiful post that it gave me a lady tingle Laughing
Windchill calculator - London Bike parking
Blog and stuff - PlentyMoreFish dating
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

kb-zxr
Could Be A Chat Bot



Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Karma :
PostPosted: 14:24 - 15 Sep 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded (50 RON)
Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.


Maybe thats why old people go so slow Confused

Also found

Quote:
the Shanghai Biofuel and Noodle Corporation (SBNC) we have developed Petrel™ a fuel source made from a mixture of seabird guano, combined with the rendered down, fermented and then distilled corpses of a variety of common gulls, albatrosses and terns
Laughing
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 20 years, 213 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Bike Chat Forums Index -> General Bike Chat All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Page 1 of 1

 
 You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 
Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 0.08 Sec - Server Load: 0.52 - MySQL Queries: 13 - Page Size: 83.29 Kb