Grrrr - Theiving Idiots

[Liono]

Got woken up at 2:30 this morning by my bike alarm blipping a warning and then a crashing sound. I looked out the window to see my bike lying on its side in the middle of the road, so I chucked a dressing gown on and some shoes and went for a quick jog around looking for blood. Although I heard someone running and the sound of what might have been a van engine I couldn't find anyone. It seems that some scrotes had been trying to shift the bike away, but the blipping must have scared them so they just dropped the bike and ran. Total cost of their twattery at the moment seems to be a broken brake lever, gouged crash bungs, scuffed exhaust and bar end, scraped mirror and scratched real plastic. Luckily the R&Gs did their stuff and saved most of the plastics except for one panel. When the Police came round they told me that quite a few bikes had been stolen around this area recently, so I'm going to be extra vigilant at night now. Just a heads up really to any other bike owners in York, especially around the Race Course area where I live, just be careful with your bikes.

[mattfuzzy]

get a few of your mates to stay around for a few nights/weeks (if you have the room) and if they come back ambush the tossers, hit em over the head a few times with baseball bats and shove em in big sacks, then tie em up hanging from the ceiling inside the sacks and repetedly beat them with baseball bats and throw stuff at them (base balls?) mabe have a few games at their expense then when your done and their half dead drop them off at the local hospital and run like hell! they wont be able to go to the cops because you can point out their atempted theft of your bike for a second time not to mention all thos other poor bikes they mite have nicked
might want to invest in a good chain (think you can get great ones that wont break for about £200)

[VFR400UK]

Buy a sword.

If you do hear them, even in your underware a sword in hand instantly makes you a hell of alot more intimidating.

Having been run at by a sword wheelding maniac should be sufficien to deter any future attempts to steal from you

[Walloper]

And don't get dressed either that will make them think you really want to fuck them or something.
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[mattfuzzy]

sword? i have 3 (a complete set)

[Wooly R6]

but only two hands (i think?)

[phantomtek]

Look on my scrotes post. There are some excellent revenge ideas on there. It's always a b*stard when people try to steal from you or damage your property.

Here's to whoever did it getting a swift comeuppance!

[Walloper]

Don't forget you need to carry one in your teeth too.
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[Yoshi]

He He, I feel sorry for someone stealing from me if I catch them...

2 Samurai Swords (Katana + Tanto)

Nun-Chucks

Double Barrelled Shotgun

Single Barrelled Shotgun

3 Air Rifles

2 Air pistols

Spare Bike Chain under my pillow, useful weapon!

And Carbon Knuckled gloves!!!

Nice selection of weapons there I guess!

Matt
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[phantomtek]

You have to find me first!

[Groove]

sure beats ur butter knife phantom!


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[phantomtek]

Quite clever that.

Have you contacted the authorities Liono?

[delboy]

[McGee]

I have guns i dont need no stinking sword. ill just shoot them in the legs And laugh evily as i shot, RUN BITCH!
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[eli_74]

I'd just make them live with me,

I can break most mens will to live within a few weeks

Seriously though, if I found anyone trying to nick owt o' mine, i'd kick the living shit out of them

I hate thieving scum, the only satisfaction you can have long term is that they have to live with themselves, forever (hopefully not that long)
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Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
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[woo]

But a nuke from bush but make sure u keep the receipt then the nuke the cunts!
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Elen sila lummen omentielvo!

[eli_74]

sorry but.......EH?
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Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
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[stinkwheel]

A naked man brandishing a large, bladed weapon is far more intimidating than one in a dressing gown and slippers.
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[McGee]

I might be in my dressing gown and slippers but i can still shoot 1 inch groups at 20yds with a hand gun.


I know you didnt mean me btw
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Misc]

Wankers, Where do you leave it & is it got chains on etc

[map]

[eli_74]

[byke95]

I kinda wonder if Autumn is the season for stealing, there's loads of stories out there at the moment!

[stinkwheel]

[stinkwheel]

Of course, whirling a morning star around your head with both hands while charging towards them naked and screaming would really do the trick.

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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.