Ugliest bike in the world

Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

I was browsing through eBay in Bikes for no particular reason and came across this:

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Latest-design-new-to-UK-125cc-auto-scooter-The-Valiant_W0QQitemZ4579512985QQcategoryZ9939QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It just seems to be the most hideous design I could ever imagine. OK it's a chinese copy, but it doesn't cost any extra to start off with a good shape in the first place!

https://i6.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/da/d0/32_1_b.JPG

So what would you say is the ugliest standard (no mods) bike you know?

White Noise · Mr Dudwee Joined: 17 Dec 2004 Karma :

thats like the bike version of the multipla! Sick

https://www.tiscali.co.uk/motoring/roadtests/images/multi1.jpg

ugliest bike? Thinking

unpopular desision but probibly the suzuki katana

https://www.katanacentral.co.uk/images/themodels/gsx1100s/side.jpg

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Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

That's exactly what I thought! 'Multipla' just came straight into my head. Just doesn't make any sense to me. Confused

bish777 · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Karma :

Ive posted your home address on Oldskoolsuzuki.info White Noise. Dot expect to survive the next few days.
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White Noise · Mr Dudwee Joined: 17 Dec 2004 Karma :

Chriss · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 May 2005 Karma :

Actually, when I was growing up, the Katana was the bike I was in love with. Wink

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bish777 · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Karma :

If you parked a GSX1100 Kat next to a ZX7R, and the kat fell of its sidestand, itd crush the punky kwack flat.
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SteWhit · Nova Slayer Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

https://www.250ccbikes.com/images/Gilera-CX.jpg

This gets my vote Sick

Gilera CX - oh so wrong Thumbs Down

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innominate · Brolly Dolly Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Karma :

https://motorcyclecruiser.com/newsandupdates/Rune-profileL-stud-ch-400.jpg Sick

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SteWhit · Nova Slayer Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

I don't know why but i quiet like Busa's, must be one of them love/hate things...

I'll see your Busa and raise you a BMW...

https://www.cc.u-ryukyu.ac.jp/~funaki/motorcycle/bmw2H.jpg
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Keen · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Apr 2002 Karma :

Pacific Coast. Urgh.
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map · Mr Calendar Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

Boss Hoss gets my vote.

https://www.bosshoss.com/images/PRODUCTS/two_on.jpg
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Misc · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Karma :

Now it is.

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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

You are all so far off the mark it is unbelievable. Toss up between the Jawa model 623 and the MZ ES250 Trophy. In my oppinion the Jawa marginally wins due to the poo-brown paint colour.

I declare me the winner!

Jawa 623
https://www.motomagazin.cz/photos/bizon/foto/01/foto15x.jpg

MZ Trophy
https://classic-motorcycles.com/images/1_trophy.jpg
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SteWhit · Nova Slayer Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

Ok you win, those two are horrendous!! Sick

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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

Anything made on the programme 'american chopper'. Karma

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