Why you should always pay attention in lectures!

[The Tot]

University can be a boring tedium at times so i have managed to pass my time doing something productive, but in doing so, completely missed out on the coursework content . If only i was able to turn and machine metal and play about with things .
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[riichy]

oooooo i love your zx10r
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.......... PLOD ............ zx636 2004

[instigator]

I hope to god I never ride a bike with a front wheel designed and shaped by you.

Quality drawings 'titz' , although I do find watching family guy on my phone a much better distraction to lectures. Or my bed for that matter.

[riichy]

wish i had a phon that played movies..... i would never need to leve the pub then...............
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.......... PLOD ............ zx636 2004

[The Tot]

Ideally in lectures i'd watch the porn on my mate's Iriver and have a discreet wank in the back of the theatre but it maybe a bit blatant. Hahah yeh my wheels will have people off lol. Mind you it is free hand.

Atm while my bike is still borked, all i can do is fantacise about other bikes
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[colin1]

I went to a classy school.
One kid got kicked out of a GCSE exam for having a wank.
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colin1 is officially faster than god

[dodsi]

So you could say he tossed his exams off...

BOOM BOOM!

[Groove]

what happened to your bike
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|| Past: 1991 Kawasaki ZXR 250 ~ 2003 Honda CBR 600 F Sport ~ 2004 Kawasaki ZX6R B1H 636 ~ 1999 Yamaha R1 ~ 1999 Kawasaki ZX6R J ~ 2004 Kawasaki ZX6R B1H 636 ~ 1998 Honda VTR1000F Firestorm ~ K1 GSXR 600 Track bike ~ K6 GSXR 1000 ~ 2006 Speed Triple 1050 || Current: 2005 R1 https://www.adrucore.co.uk

[sanchezz_182]

ermmm
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no sig, thats gay!!

[LUXY DJ]

[sanchezz_182]

dammit i ment "grades " ,, c,mon its half 3 in the morning!!!!! i can't be exspected to type, watch porn, an rub my......eyes at the same time without making a mistake. can i.

i shal amend my post just for you.
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no sig, thats gay!!

[shaun_04]

when queueing to go into one of my gcse exams a very fat lass got tired standing up so decided she'd sit down on summat, looks around, sees a fire extinguisher and sits on it, boy did she get a fright when that went off.

[muddycoffee]

I heard about the games that teachers play when they invigilate exams to relieve the boredom.

1) Chicken
Both teachers head toward each other on the same isle and the first one to give way is chicken

2) Ugly
Each teacher goes and stands next to who they consider to be the ugliest child in the room for 1 minute. This has to be abandoned often because they burst out laughing if they are not careful
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Suzuki SV650 naked Blue curvy with Givi Screen and G force can.

[muddycoffee]

- - - A true story from 19 years ago - - -
When I was at college we had a horrible old fashioned lecturer who's name was Vernon Duckworth. He used to make us sit a desk apart and do creepy things like come up behind you and massage your neck etc..

We hated him and tried to get him replaced. At one lunchtme near christmas we all decided to stay in the pub rather than attend his class for maths. We found out the next days that he had written in the register : -

"Class Absent V.D. "
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Suzuki SV650 naked Blue curvy with Givi Screen and G force can.

[haGGard]

Im a little confused as to why it says "Titot (heart) Dicks" on the first drawing!
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