First outing!

[Marcg868]

Well today i went on the first outing on my bike since my accident, was not a very good experience!And one that has made me decide to leave it a couple more weeks and decide just to put it on charge over winter till febuary and im fully recovered.

Basically, all was going well, if a little twingey pains from my hip! doing 41 on the A38 30mph stretch of Bolton Road going towards Bury, plonked in the middle of the road with clear road ahead, then it happens.............! i see a red 1.2 litre rust bucket clio rt come doing about 60 and force his way thru all the leaves,frost in the gutter near the curb and undertakes me. So thinks " Dickhead" stops at lights, i filter past at lights and they go green theres a Land rover between me and him now, and looking in my mirror he does the exact same thing to a land rover. And starts to flash and drop his clutch and rev behind me.

Now tell me, i stop at the lights and he starts giving me abuse again, so i just turned round and raised hands in the air in a "whats your problem gesture"

Now correct me if im wrong, what have i done wrong here?? Why am i being intimidated when im doing 11 mph over the limit?!
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[White Noise]

some people are just cocks,
try and write it off as that!
WN
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[Marcg868]

Really annoyed me, i wish i was fit enough to open his door and kick his face in! Because thats how it made me feel, and no doubt the other bloke in the land rover. The clio guy looked like a tramp, and was a fat ugly bald cunt too. Probably not had sex in 25 years so thinks driving his rust bucket fast will give him the excitment he need in life due to his lack of any form of sex life.

What a tosser!
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[beast rider]

You should have wheeled the bike back so your back wheel is against his bumper, then light the tyre up!

Leave him with a parting gift of burnt rubber on his number plate.

[chris-red]

maybe his wife was in labour and you where slowing him from being at her side. How do you feel now because you wouldn't let this guy past he missed his first kids birth!


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[the grim reaper]

Probably a good thing, if he's that ugly, he'll only make them cry

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[BenBray]

I had something similar happen to me - think it was a red corsa with a boy racer in it... almost ran me off the road because I was doing 40 in a 30. He started overtaking then found it hilarious to make me brake or run the risk of hitting into the kerb... what a prick!

Stopped at the next lights, huge queue of cars, safe to filter through... Stopped at his car, gave it a massive fucking boot on the back passenger seat door and fucked off down the traffic. Not proud of it now, but at the time I was seriously pissed off and the guy could have caused me to crash at 40.

Thats the great thing about a low-down bike. Much easier to give a decent boot. Hope I did some expensive damage too
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[Marcg868]

People like that, i wish them to barrel roll off the road, and the car explode in a field and burn the ignorant cunts alive. There was no need to undertake me, especially the 2nd attempt, probably just an anti bike fat ugly wanker.

Well hope he crashed on the way home, because he was a shit driver, and could just about fit in his shitty rust bucket of a clio.
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[ZRX61]

Shoulda showed him a pic of yer gf, that would have scared him off...
LOL!

[Marcg868]

hardy haha! it wouldnt of tho because he had to be the ugliest bloke ive ever seen in my life! and probably fatter than me you and the whole of this forum put together.
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[trevoriv]

thats bolton for you mate, its a shitehole full of twats like that :/

as a lesbian friend of mine said "dont let cocks ruin your fun"

[Jack_Cheese]

Most drivers shit one when they see my eyes at lights, i'll post a pic up later to show you what i mean

You made one fatal error, you forgot to pull up next to him and tap on his window, then smack his face in when he wound it down. I really have to start doing this myself.

Jack
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[Marcg868]

Yeah your right, Bolton is full of twats, never do i encounter shit in Manchester city centre, you get the odd GANGSTA Asian/Black or White Chav, who think there in the Hood in downtown Harpurhey trying to mimic a drive -by ! But in Bolton its full of pompus little business men, ugly fat lonely people or just plain ignorant snotty bastards. The snottys ones get me, you live in Bolton for fucks sake, you aint posh!

And i must try that window technique, but ive still got a bad hip so balance for punching aint to brilliant, but give me a few months and ill be back to full health
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