stupid bitch tried to kill me

[ashley_46]

Sorry bout this but i just want a place to vent my anger.

I was coming from a 2 lane into 1 road on my way home from work and there was a car next to me. i gave it a few extra revs and went to pull in in front of the car nice a calmly and sensibly when all of a sudden the stupid b***h decides that she wants to speed up and swerve into my lane to stop me getting in front of her. That was bad enough but then when we got to the traffic lights i noticed she was laughing away to the guy next to her and gesturing with her hands as if she was swerving.

As i say sorry bout the rant but i just want to get it off my chest. I know i should of got her reg number to report her because the next biker might not be so lucky. And i was very tempted to kick her mirror off but that would just of got me in *Censored*. Just be carefull out there people because it looks like some drivers are genuinely out to kill us.

[2Smoke]

Follow her home and burn her house down.. that'll teach them.
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[colin1]

I dont often approve of kicking off wing mirrors, but I do for that one.
I probably wdnt do it myself tho as not worth the hassle if she reported me or something.
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[stinkwheel]

I would have been following them 'till they stopped then dispensing a 'piece of my mind' at a very minimum.
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[Irezumi aka Reuben]

Not even I would have settled for that.

That just isnt on. At least point out the error's of her ways politely. If she was being uncooperative then resort to something more sinister.
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[colin1]

I like reubens method, sensible with added menace.
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[Rookie]

Except she had someone else in there. 2 vs. 1 = a possible lose.

1 vs. mirror = expensive win.

[mattfuzzy]

nah kicking mirrors off isnt expensive enough....
if i didnt want to involve the cops i would have used my knuckle dusters on my summer gloves to punch a hole in her side window and then kick her mirror off... and somewhere along the line (got this from a different thread) wait till the cars moving then open the back doors while its moving and ride off...
but i would probibly just follow her home and then get the cops on her because shes a F00KING MAD WOMAN DRIVER!!!
i must say not all women drivers are as bad as this but the ones iv seen are f00kin crazy and i dont know how the hell they manage to stay on the roads i mean its gotta be like giving a 10 year old a dodge viper and the keys with a tank of petrol (or the money to buy it then give them the link to ebay ) but then again from what iv heard back in the 70's and 80's women could "exchange" driving lessons with their instructor for shall we say different types of lessons, so thats probibly where the stupid bint learnt to drive

[numark1]

You should have just got off your bike and walked over there. I guarentee they both would have crapped it as it looks like your prepared to do something about it (most people are pussies in real life)

Tap on the window and see what happens. I did it twice and they both drove off. My friend did it once and got his foot ran over.

[freestyler_onli]

Yesterday at the South Mimms Services roundabout, i was trying to get back onto the M25. Theres one bit where traffic is stopped going onto the rounadabout and cars already on it merge into their lane. I was going round and some dozy blonde cow is in the lane to enter the services, then she suddenly shoots across into my lane with no indication. I have to move over a lane to avoid getting hit-forcing an arctic to slam him brakes on. Thankfully he saw what happened and gave me a thumbs up to see if i was ok. Bloomin women!

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[numark1]

Aren't you a pig? If i was you i'd drive around holding my badge out to everyone.

[freestyler_onli]

LOL!

Yeah, but by the time i got it out my pocket, they're either gone or ive fallen off

[stinkwheel]

[numark1]

If i had one of those badges i would abuse it so much. Walk into a shop "Yo i'm a cop give me free doughnuts"

I would accept bribes too. Son you were doing 65 in a 40 thats a £40 fine or £25 pocket transaction.

[kawakid]

Yeahh, i used to work for the government when I was on my placement year for UNI, in the nuclear sector, I had this real official ID.

Had all stuff about the pass issued and subject to the provisions of the official secrets act, its unauthorised use and possession were criminal and if the pass found it must be taken to the nearest police station immediately.

(The police at our site carried guns).
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[numark1]

I have an army id card so i can get into Army camps and stuff but doesn't really do anything else. I want people to salute me.

They salute my dad when i am with him so i just pretend its at me and live it LAARGEEEE.