Mong-tastic.

[bazza]

Knocking off early yesterday, I rode back along the M5 from Redditch to Walsall, and encoutered a tailback caused by an accident a couple of miles up the road. Filtering along in lane 2a, as you do, I couldn't help but notice an inordinate number of cagers/truckies getting out and standing in the fvcking road, happily chatting on the phone/drooling mindlessly/scratching their arses.

Hello? It's a fvcking public highway, and maybe your lardy cages can't move another inch, but my sleek, stylish and sexeh bike can. So get back in your fvcking chair and don't look at me with those stupid dull cow eyes when I tell you in no uncertain term to get the fvck out of my way.

Oh, and a big up to the fat cvnt of a white van man who obviously went looking for fvcking pies and left his door wide open. I'm only sorry I didn't think to make sure the keys were in and snick down the door lock before I slammed it shut.

And a special mention to the other biker I passed filtering down the outside of lane 3 - lots of luck and I really hope you didn't pick up a puncture from all the crap along there...
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[the grim reaper]

I had exactly this on the A38 back in August. Some moron had rolled his cage, all on his own (one vehicle accident) and the tailback was over ten miles long. The gap down the middle was huge because the ambulance had been through and yet people were stading around having a chat, despite 102 dB of Micron canned Fireblade revving right behind them.

It took me ages to get to the front. Worth it when I did though because the copper waved me through and I got to ride along a deserted road, all on my own, for about twenty miles before I saw another vehicle.

I was doing 70mph all the way too

Cheers

Grim
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[alfie698]

[numark1]

I remember being on the M3 going towards the M25 a while ago. There was a massive accident and i filtered to the front along with quite a lot of other bikes. When they let us go it was like a GP race, all of us ragged it down the motorway. For about 10 miles it was empty, i toped out my bike and was overtaken by a busa.

[instigator]

[bazza]

[thx1138]

I just filtered through sub-urban Bedford, from Kempston to Bedford, and was making good progress, until some twat deliberatley pulled across the road to stop me going past.

[firefox]

and then u slowly take ur key outa ur ingition go over and key his van/car,
or just twat him one im sure you would win with having protection clothing and helmet.