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dodsi
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Your last day on earth would you get in a high speed persuit Reply with quote

No space in title to put a question mark, so here it is ?

So, your last day on earth and you are feeling a little bored. The sun is shining....

Would you get yourself caught in a high speed chase?

I would, just for the crack. Start off just pissing a local bobby sort of fella off in his focus.

Let him follow me out of town, Pull over...wait till he gets out of the car then belt off.

And hope they give chase etc.

Could be a laugh like.
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would, would be a laugh.
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tis a no brainer i think

How would you know its your last day on earth though? Thinking
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Re: Your last day on earth would you get in a high speed per Reply with quote

dodsi wrote:

Would you get yourself caught in a high speed chase?


no I would stick to the speed limit to the bitter end !
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

because youve been dogging the local gangsterz ho and not paying??
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always fancied (before they had the scene in the Matrix I hasten to add Smile ) driving down a motorway the wrong way.
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wouldnt kill any police lol i think Twisted Evil but any who has annoyed me in the last 16 years would have it Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup, high speed pursuit most definetely. But before I would chuck a bucket of MUD over craigs23 fireblade, swap nsr kids rs250 for a gpz900 and swap dodsis bike for a scooter.

Got to piss off as many people as possible. Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

instigator wrote:
But before I would chuck a bucket of MUD over craigs23 fireblade,



Have to be a big, very big bucket to get these guys in.


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PostPosted: 22:36 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont think id last long on the 50 Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd go emo hunting. The way i see it im doing them a favour:- They want to die/i want to kill them - See! Everyone wins! Of course it would have to be with the 12 gauge going past on the bike....i just hope the recoil wouldent blow me off the other side Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

High speed persuit isn't possible on a CBR125, so I'd have to nick a real bike first! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most definitely!

High speed chase on the motorway, bit of country roads as well, just for the video footage (if it were being video'd by the police) And some brilliant shots of wheelying away from the police chopper at 156 mph....

One can dream eh?

Oooh, and a coloured flash from the exhaust where you hit the NOS button and zoom off from the police on the rear wheel!

Anyways!

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PostPosted: 23:47 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell Yeah! High speed pursuits rock! Cool

Has anyone done a high speed chase before though?
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 29 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

if its a serious questiong then no i wouldnt....just because its my last day doesn't mean it has to be someone elses' too.

all seriousness aside though....HELL YEAH!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 02:04 - 30 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02:21 - 30 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

For sure. It is a humans last act of control, deciding for themself when you leave the mortal plain. If I am destined to die at 4pm and know it, why not off myself in a blaze of glory at 3.50pm.

Have to equip myself with something suitable though but what Thinking Do you do it on a Hayabusa? Or do you do it proving that every Vincent Black shadow is garaunteed to do 100mph outside a famous landmark.

It is mandatory to scream "You'll never take me alive copper!" before screaming off in a cloud of tyre smoke.
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PostPosted: 02:22 - 30 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
Always fancied (before they had the scene in the Matrix I hasten to add Smile ) driving down a motorway the wrong way.


Same as Neutral

Its a no brainer.

We feel faster the closer we are to things and the faster they are going.

Ergo going flat out between two cars coming at you at 90 would rule. And on a straight stretch youd be fine (until someone changed lanes).

And bollocks to 'getting' in a high speed chase, if it happened, meh. But last day would be for finding cunts.

Lets be honest, the best 'freak out cunts' line is "im a very depressed man, i live on the edge, and im /always/ looking for someone to take with me".
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PostPosted: 03:37 - 30 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Screw that.

Suicide belts + houses of parliment = win.

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PostPosted: 15:51 - 30 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

But I live every day as though it is my last Wink
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 30 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
G wrote:
Always fancied (before they had the scene in the Matrix I hasten to add Smile ) driving down a motorway the wrong way.


Same as Neutral

Its a no brainer.

We feel faster the closer we are to things and the faster they are going.

Ergo going flat out between two cars coming at you at 90 would rule. And on a straight stretch youd be fine (until someone changed lanes).

And bollocks to 'getting' in a high speed chase, if it happened, meh. But last day would be for finding cunts.

Lets be honest, the best 'freak out cunts' line is "im a very depressed man, i live on the edge, and im /always/ looking for someone to take with me".
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You even sound like that guy out of the matrix Razz
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 30 Dec 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

No because the police driver would probably kill innocent pedestrians.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 30 Dec 2005    Post subject: Re: Your last day on earth would you get in a high speed per Reply with quote

dodsi wrote:

So, your last day on earth and you are feeling a little bored. The sun is shining....

Would you get yourself caught in a high speed chase?




Wouldn't you rather spend your last day balls-deep in the orifices of your partner of choice? Question Confused

Seems a no-brainer to me Laughing Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 17:48 - 30 Dec 2005    Post subject: Re: Your last day on earth would you get in a high speed per Reply with quote

Fruit'n'nut wrote:
dodsi wrote:

So, your last day on earth and you are feeling a little bored. The sun is shining....

Would you get yourself caught in a high speed chase?




Wouldn't you rather spend your last day balls-deep in the orifices of your partner of choice? Question Confused

Seems a no-brainer to me Laughing Thumbs Up

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Exactly what I was thinking Razz
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