Something light and fluffy...your bizarre talents

[byke95]

Tell us something interesting about yourself, do you have any bizarre talents or facts?

I can walk on my knees really quickly (where you hold your ankles up behind you). Think the opposite of being on stilts.

I'm also pretty good at a spitting. I wasn't one of those teenagers who thinks spitting is an olympic sport but when needed, I can hock a loogie big time!

Interesting fact: I've been attacked by two dogs, a group of penguins and a posse of rodents related to the elephant (called 'Rock Rats').

[tribal_tiger]

I can pop both my shoulder out of place at will and i have a number of scars on my eye balls!
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All of it.

[byke95]

[numark1]

One of the youngest people at the time to pass my black belt in the country and an odd one, split my balls open when i had my bmx. Went over a ramp at a skatepark and the handlebars came off mid air. Won't say anymore but i had to to them glued back together.

It was a male doctor too.

[tribal_tiger]

One of my shoulders has always gone in and out. The other didn't until i was running through the lounge as a kid and miss judged the door frame. Pop, out it came, has been able to do it ever since!

Not the clearest of pics, but you should be able to get the idea!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/tribaltiger/scar.jpg
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

[byke95]

[LustyLew]

[lozzypop1]

i can put my right arm completely up over and around my head and play with my right ear!! is that a talent? (i have visions of people sitting in front of screens trying to this now!) xXx
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[mchaggis]

I have the largest number of scars of anyone I know. All of them (nine in total I think) bar two were collected before the age of 10.

Methods of collection vary between falling out of a tree onto a car, someone dropping a rock onto my head, sawing my hand with a bush saw, going over the front of a rocking horse at the age of three, sharpening a knife (missing the steel and slicing my knuckle open), going over the handle bars of a bike which then proceeded to dig an inch square gobbit of meat out of my upper thigh, to surgery after breaking my wrist and elbow. Trapping my finger in the drivebelt of a circular saw and getting hit in the mouth with an axe didn't leave any physical scars.

A fun childhood indeed.
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[byke95]

[bazza]

I can recite the alphabet backwards faster than most people can recite it forwards. A constant source of pints over ther years...
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[yambabe]

I can write backwards!
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[DonTony]

[IronMaiden]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you

[Aikman666]

I....Can eat my own head!
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[ginguar]

I have very pointy elbows, they are so pointy that I can type really well with the.

[msgander]

[illusion]

When I was younger, I could fart on cue.

EDIT: oh yeah, also my 2nd toes are longer than my big toes
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My bike

[phantomtek]

The smelliest farts ever (Proudest of this)
Can wiggle my ears without using my hands
My fingers are hugely overly long
Can do imitations almost perfectly
Curl my tongue
Roll my eyes really fast
Do that white eye thingy

To name a few

[tribal_tiger]

I can pull my trouser pockets inside out, undo my fly and do an elephant impression!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

[Flip]

[Flip]

[bazza]

[ginguar]