The offside rule explained for girls...

[spitfire]

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in
flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been
thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

By George I think she's got it!

[freckles]

I work in a box at manchester city, one of the guys from the box brought 2 of those in and asked me to give them to the two women in the box, at least they saw the funny side of it!
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boo!

[Flip]

Ahhhhhhh f*ck. I now understand the off-side rule. Does that make me a women?

[haGGard]

Haha! Nicely explained, i understand it now i think! Even my gf understands it already and i dont!

If i was watching a game of footy though (not that i do) i dont think i would spot an offside offence, it would fly right over my head still...
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chaff mans random tingz on loot
"Why dont you go and weld your face to a moving train, you sack of pus" - tobyr
"ROFL MY TOFFLE I AM TEH 1337 SPELLING MISTAKE FINDER!" - BikerBen

[binge]

The boys at work explained the Offside rule to me, i still dont understand it though.