Inappropriate things that people say.

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[riichy]

[Retro-Man]

[dodsi]

I dont get it either.

[numark1]

ou all suck balls.

[R4nger]

Mayo looks like cum.

[numark1]

you on msn you sily cowboy??

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[Gti]

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[Gti]

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The emoticon meant that I wasn't being that serious. Ar$e licking who? The moomin? She's a real life friend dude. Course I'm going to stand up for her.

Chill out man.

[yorkshirelad3]

Returning to the subject for a second, if i may of course, i have dropped 2 good ones in the past 3 months, but less about that and more about these inappropriate things i have said.

1st one, sat on msn talking to my gf of the time on her family holiday to france, we are telling each other jokes. I come out with the Chubby Brown one,

Man walks into the doctors, doctor says 'mr brown, i have your test results, im afraid you have got cancer of the throat and alzheimer's'
Man says to the doctor, 'well thank fuck i havnt got cancer of the throat!'

I quickly realise my gfs grandmother suffered from alzheimer's and had died of throat cancer 6months earlier, to say the least she wasnt impressed. Signing off, blocking me and not talking too me for 2 weeks until id groveled (i didnt get laid for a month!)

2nd, Sat in the pub with the lads, got talking to a middle ages couple beside us, as the night progressed the bloke told us how he had lost a testicle to cancer, and that if the NHS had been quicker it could have been saved, my reply was 'NHS, its a load of bollocks aint it!'

[Flip]

You're going to hell.

You are.

[culpan]

I was going on a trip to see the House of Lords and Parliament with my politics class and the class from the year below.

We were just chatting about security and stuff, i said 'good job we aint got none of them Muslims, we would never get in' not actually noticing this Muslim girl sitting just a few seats away

[Reevo8]

Mates mum died when he was about 6 years old. I had been told by a few of my other mates and realised I shouldnt say anything about her incase it upset him (we were 15 at the time).

He shouted a banterish insult at me, I replied "I fucked your mum" Followed by "shit sorry".

I do it often though I am a dunce really.

Like at work when I was told by the 63 year old there his mum had fell out of bed broken her hip and died. Later that afternoon while Me and he were fucking about(at 63 the guy can still give and take a good 1-2) and I said the line from big daddy-"Hey, old man river zip it or i'll break your hip!" to which came no answer and he just carried on with a few harder than usual punches!
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[kal9001]

people that get offended by this stuff is stupid...i mean WTF do they expect you to memorise their life history so you dont say shit like that...cource if you have one arm and the packing guy at tesco asks "if you need a hand packing" thats his job...not some kind of personal insult...people annoy me when you cant say fucka ll without them thinking you havin ago at them for some reason.

like the cocky black kids who mill around acting dodgey, and when questiond about why they are goin around looking in car windows ect they blow up with the whole "your a raceist, your only like this cos im black" yea whatever mate just fuck off.
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Anyone stupid enough to think we will drag a load of wooden horses full of soldiers into our city is certanley stupid enough to drag all of ours into theirs!

[Rookie]

Yeah, whatever mate, just f - edit: fck off.



You made me lose my 3rd blob! Damn you to he - heck!

[R6jonny]