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 Posted: 14:58 - 07 Feb 2006  Post subject: A sick Joke....and then some |
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What do you call an elephant with a spade?
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A recently married young lady goes to the doctor. "Doc I have nausia and a really uncomfortable bloated stomach".
"No probs" says the doc "I'll have the nurse take blood and urine samples and I'll see you next week for the results".
Next week comes around and our bride is back at the surgery.
"Well" says the quack, "I hope you're not adverse to changing nappies".
"Why" gushed the young lady excitedly "Am I pregnant"?
"No" says the doc "You have bowel cancer".
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The chinese cocklers of Morecombe Bay were told to leave the beach when the when the tide reached knee high.
Problem was, Nee Hi was in the van
  
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A black dad and his kid are sitting on a plane and they overhear on the intercom..
"I'm sorry passengers, but we have overloaded the plane, we will need to start removing passengers and will do so alphabetically... are there any African Americans? Blacks? Coons...."
The son looks up at his dad and asks, "Dad we are black, why don't we say anything?"
The dad replies, "today son, we are niggers!"
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*Not sick but great!*
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is
absolutely packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if
Anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row
And shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz
chord .
Amazed that this guy knows about Stevie's varied career, the
Blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a
difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the
whole place goes wild.
The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz
chord, play a Jazz chord".
A bit pissed off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he
is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around
the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes
wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.
The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play
A jazz chord".
Well and truly pissed off that this little guy doesn't seem to
appreciate his playing ability Stevie says to him from the stage
"OK smart ass. You get up here and do it !"
The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the
Mike and starts to sing . " A jazz chord to say I ruv you ."
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someone reads on b3ta !! 
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| Posted: 23:30 - 07 Feb 2006 Post subject: |
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| Whosthedaddy wrote: | | Quote: | whats the spade about? |
Its an old term for a person of black skin |
**example**
The govement have advised that motorists carry a spade and a flask of coffee in there car incase of snow storms.
So you can drink the coffee while the spade digs the car out.
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Yeah, B3ta is a good site Jodie, I thought it would be better to find some good bits from that instead of just linking videos etc…
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