Pencil in penis backfires

[octane]

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

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[Rookie]

Knitting needles work better.

[Dazbo666]

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[Mary Jane]

ugh where did you find that story?

that guy gets the bad idea of the day award.

[bazza]

He wants one of them "princes wands"[1], he does. Well, he probably doesn't now, but you know what I mean...

[1]Google if you don't know.
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[Sadie]

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park.

Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?"

Grandpa looks at him and says "No Johnny, I will not."

"But Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny.

Grandpa replies. "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to."


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