Phones 4 u conspiracy

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

yesterday I visited the Phones 4 u branch in Hanley to get a new phone on contract, no major deal and should go easily.

However I was unaware of their evil scheme. Sad

I walked in, had a quick scan round at phones and decided to go for the Samsung D600 as nothing else seemed very appealing and I know 2 people with this phone already so knew it was good. I was then approached by a male member of staff who I informed of what phone I would like, he then got me a seat and checked my ID which is something they do on busy days to filter out the people who haven't bought sufficent ID with them.

He gave me the ok and walked off to get somebody to sort me out, then it happened, they sent over a blonde female, very attractive and one of the few 10's I have ever encountered. I was powerless to haggle, all I could think about was seeing her naked, I walked out of the shop with the phone not even sure what tarrif I had just agreed to! Neutral

So there you have it, phones 4 u used my own penis against me, it's a conspiracy I tell you and one that should be dealt with as I am losing sleep because of this 10 I unwillingly encountered! Sad

Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

I was looking for a pair of motorcycle boots, see some for £100, thought I am not paying that. Went to another shop, blonde served me and I walked out with a pair of Sidi boots for £134!

The thing that got me was, there aren't even my size Embarassed

They fot and thats all that counts.

Who said that boobs dont increase sales
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rK@NE · Nova Slayer Joined: 09 May 2005 Karma :

Yup happened to me a few years ago!

Went into topman to buy a pair of trousers and a belt. Came out of the chgnging room lamenting my feeble attempt to do up the belt (one of those funky slidey buckle ones) and a gorgeous assistant came over and did it up for me Embarassed

Ended up with two pairs of trousers, a belt and some shoes Mad

EDIT: That was in Hanley aswell Shocked

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killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

Reminds me of the time I went into a sport shop (I don’t do this any more by the way) and was looking for some running shoes made by Nike which were really light weight and look wicked, I’d wanted them for ages.
I was looking for the shoes when this blonde, gorgeous, athletic girl comes and asks me if I need some help, I say I’m looking for a certain pair of trainers.
She asked what kind, and I say running shoes, she has a look and gets them down, she asked me why these and I explained I was a runner and needed them for training, she was impressed!! She started putting them on for me and checking the size (feeling around my foot) which felt strangely nice…. I walked out with them on I don’t know how much they were, just paid looking at her. Rolling Eyes

ha ha haa
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Adam_P · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Jan 2004 Karma :

Strangely, Phones 4 U did exactly the same thing to me when I went to look for an Upgrade in January.

Walked in, looked at what phones were available to me, then an incredibly attractive brunette walked over and asked if she could help me... That was it, they'd got my business there and then...

It's an evil scheme to take over the world I reckon, a damn good one at that too. Laughing