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Mr Calendar



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PostPosted: 12:58 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Advert that make me sick !!! Reply with quote

Just seen the recent Bertolli advert for pasta sauce.
Guy tastes the mixture, adds single drop of olive oil and then stirs it with the same spoon used for licking.

So I can only assume Bertolli sauce contains genuine spittal! Sick


...ok, I know it's only cartoon/puppet characters, but the principle of the thing is just wrong Rolling Eyes


...any other adverts that seem weird or turn your stomach?
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Re: Advert that make me sick !!! Reply with quote

I saw this and thought 'I wonder how many people are going to complain/worry about this ad' Smile.

If you think it doesn't happen when you go to a restraunt etc, well innocence is bliss Smile.
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we eat a pound of dirt or so each month or something.

Blimey, what we don't know can't hurt us... FFS, imagine how many people in these factories go to the lavatory and don't wash their hands! Smile
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does your immune system good to actually have somethingto fight against every once in a while.

Far too much sterilisation going on nowadays. Its the reason kids are getting so ill. They have no immune system to fight off germs.

Go and play in the dirt, makes you harder! Laughing Laughing Laughing

(Well, that's my excuse for messing about on a mini bike at weekends!) Wink
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
imagine how many people in these factories go to the lavatory and don't wash their hands! Smile


I'm all up for eating mucky stuff but I do hate this; I'm usually the only bloke at any one time washing my hands after I've been for a pee in a pub and that includes they guys going for a shite!

Innocence may be bliss for the masses but the knowledge of just how little the average person washes their hands is, well, I'll be OCD by next year!

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PostPosted: 14:33 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with Adam, if your mum is mental using the CIF, Ajax, Detol and whatever all over the place, as soon as you experience a bit of dirt outside, your body cant hack it.
I used to play about in the mud and shit, then go eat dinner, if you dropped a chip you’d be wasting it if you left it Wink …. Lol
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
I agree with Adam, if your mum is mental using the CIF, Ajax, Detol and whatever all over the place, as soon as you experience a bit of dirt outside, your body cant hack it.
I used to play about in the mud and shit, then go eat dinner, if you dropped a chip you’d be wasting it if you left it Wink …. Lol


You used to play in shit? Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:10 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I watched a chinese guy preparing my takeaway and he was dipping his fingers into the food and licking them ,also had old (non food)plasters on a couple of fingers !

Never returned again Sick
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PostPosted: 15:15 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

romperstomper1 wrote:
I watched a chinese guy preparing my takeaway and he was dipping his fingers into the food and licking them ,also had old (non food)plasters on a couple of fingers !

Never returned again Sick


Bet you ate is though!

Mr. Green oor should that be Sick
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soul_Trader wrote:
You used to play in shit? Laughing


And...?

8 part water 2 part bleach in a bath and your fine. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

byke95 wrote:

Bet you ate is though!

Mr. Green oor should that be Sick


Of course Laughing

Shame really because it was the best tasting chinese ,stupid to do that in front of a customer !
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Germs.

GERMS!

They're everywhere. Shifty

They're EVERYWHERE!!

GET THEM OFF OF MEEEE!

Oh and find a place for this jar of urine will you?

Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:


And...?

8 part water 2 part bleach in a bath and your fine. Rolling Eyes


Killa, just how stupid are you? Lowest common denominator; 8 parts water and 2 parts bleach is 4 parts water and 1 part bleach. Laughing

There was a study of pub peanuts; let's say this, don't eat them if they're not freshly put there. They found 13 different urine samples on one bowl of peanuts that had been sitting on the bar. Shocked Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rookie wrote:

There was a study of pub peanuts; let's say this, don't eat them if they're not freshly put there. They found 13 different urine samples on one bowl of peanuts that had been sitting on the bar. Shocked Mr. Green Thumbs Up

Despite all these nasty things we find we endure, we still survive.
People worry too much Rolling Eyes.
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Re: Advert that make me sick !!! Reply with quote

map wrote:
Just seen the recent Bertolli advert for pasta sauce.
Guy tastes the mixture, adds single drop of olive oil and then stirs it with the same spoon used for licking.

So I can only assume Bertolli sauce contains genuine spittal! Sick



And I always thought you were one of those folks who was 'un-concerned' Confused

Doesn't bother me. I ate dirt and worms when I was a child. Never did me any harm Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 20:29 - 27 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:

Despite all these nasty things we find we endure, we still survive.
People worry too much Rolling Eyes.


I'll be more than happy to send you a sample of mine G, so you can personally approve your theory. Razz Sure urine is sterile, but that doesn't make the idea of ingesting it any more pleasant. It's not a health thing persay.
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PostPosted: 08:10 - 28 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rookie wrote:
Killa, just how stupid are you? Lowest common denominator; 8 parts water and 2 parts bleach is 4 parts water and 1 part bleach.


Have you ever played in shit? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 28 Feb 2006    Post subject: Re: Advert that make me sick !!! Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:
...I always thought you were one of those folks who was 'un-concerned' Confused Doesn't bother me. ....

I think it's a bold marketing decision to inform the general public that their product contains what can be described as human waste.

Glad you're not bothered, your nurse has been spitting into your hot cocoa for years Very Happy ...and don't ask what gets into your porridge Wink
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