Random Erections

[McGee]

Are so fucking lame

So whats the most embarrassing one you had

Most random had to of been in the car while parking in a packed multi story, I felt a prick having to sit in the car till it went. Having people waiting with the blinky on to pull in to my spot even though I was staying.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[killa]

Dam annoying, they really piss me off when you’re not even thinking about sexy stuff.
The worst is when I’m tired and in a meeting, I get a rocker and because the blood rushes to my cock, I fall asleep!!
I had an embarrassing one the other day, quiet Sunday shopping with my missus, In a women’s changing room I was sat there, I could see me missus in one changing room bending over in a thong and when I turn to look away for a minute I saw two girls sorting out a dress and I saw too much.
I had to make adjustments before I walked away!!

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[Black Knight]

Hell, I walk tall and proud!

One day they might stop
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[Skunkcap Freddie]

LOL LOL, this thread is damn funny.

get the odd embarrasing one.

my mate is desperate for it. he told me thats why he always wears his baseball cap, puts it over the embarrasing area. lol i never noticed thats what he used his cap for . lol i was in stitches

[feef]

random erections tend to be way less frequent when you leave puberty

nuff said



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[Johnny GSX-R]

[veeeffarr]

Unless you get the bus!

[veeeffarr]

[Johnny GSX-R]

Got one in the pub when i was out with the Mrs.......... There was a karaoke night on and i was called up,,, i couldn't go coz i had a Gorillas arm in my pants.

[veeeffarr]

[Johnny GSX-R]

What the fook have i done

[veeeffarr]

[Johnny GSX-R]

[quote="Toby R
Bought a brand new bike and made me jealous [/quote]

If you wanna take over payments you can have it..









hee hee i've got a new bike AND an unstable erection problem..........woo hoo

[Johnny GSX-R]

[veeeffarr]

/me finds a cushion.

[McGee]

*Throws kleenex in corner *



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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Cillit-BANG]

Is the baseball bat at the door to stop her going out

[numark1]

She looks exactly like this girl from my old school called lara kingwell

Funniest was at school when we were woken up in the mornings everyone used to lay in their beds for at least 10 minutes before getting up and getting showered and ready for breakfast.

[Johnny GSX-R]

LOL, its Black Knight's Mrs........... i think the bat is to keep him out when WE are all around there.

[Dan 4RR]

[Rookie]

[Flip]

The one I'm sporting now is pretty random.

Oooo it's twitching like a mother f*cker!

[Hex]

I'm too old for erections never mind random/embarrassing ones.

When one comes along I'm on the phone to the other half to tell her to get her ass round and take advantage of it.
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[Fortuna]

You're all talking about scaffolding.....right?

[Reevo8]

I had the odd one getting out of a car with me family present, never a subtle semi, always a stonker.

School was good used to get one every exam.

Good ones are when at home and you need some food, but cant get up until ya fella is floppy!
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