Toast

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I've just burnt mine. Bugger.

Feel free to add your tales of very minor misery here.

[owdamer]

bloody lottery numbers didn't come up.

[numark1]

Parents were out and the dishwasher almost caught fire.

Tripped the fuse but the plug has been melted to the socket and melted some of the back of the dish washer.

Would post some pictures but i can't be bothered.

[Rookie]

Killed someone on the way home.

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

We buy loads of loaves then chuck most in the freezer, removing a new loaf when necessary.

Yesterday's loaf was a 'bent' one. It had frozen a funny shape that wouldnt fit in the toaster. So to make toast involved defrostiong the toast, straightening it then toasting it.
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Pictorgraphicalfantastical

[Flip]

Should have put it under the grill.

[Dischord]

i put my penis under the grill once
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2012 KTM EXC 250

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[illusion]

Got pissed last week and ended up leaving my bag on the train containing my work laptop. It ended up in Leeds then I had to pay 40 quid to get it delivered back to me! DOH!
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My bike

[xlizx]

I got slapped by a six year old boy dressed as the Incredible Hulk last night, as I was helping run a children's party at Mc Donald's. I promptly told him if he did it again, I'd slap him back twice as hard.
Ah, bullying children makes my day!

[JonB]

I undercooked my toast this morning.
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Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.

[Ste]

Some chav broke my car window on saturday night.

[stinkwheel]

I just got called out to calf a cow at my furthest away clients. Been driving for half an hour when they phoned and said they had managed themselves and didn't need me.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[strawberry]

I don't have Colin Firth in my living room (watching Valmont atm - mmm, pretty clothes).
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"when i look down i just miss all the good stuff
when i look up i just trip over things"

[Danny]

Bulldog broadband taking another payment from my bank account even though I cancelled in December.

[Method]

Mug of tea is empty -

Downstairs is cold -

Room is too hot -

Room is getting colder -

Cant be bothered to move -


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Full Test Dec 04... Suzuki GS500 Jan 05... Suzuki SV650 Mar 07... Gixxer 6 K5 May 08... Oh and my 'Rado
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[stinkwheel]

[Method]

[Groove]

I cant earn enough money
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[McGee]

[numark1]

Me as well, i#m spending all of my wages. I work full time, have no outgoings and am supposed to save for uni.

Been paid £9,000 from work and have £600 in the bank.

[Reevo8]

I raise your burnt toast, with a lost toast flip! I chucked it into the toaster, got it ready to go and all was dandy until I left the house with my toast still sticking out of the toaster!
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05 ZX10R, (**05 WKR)

[Handsome]

[Katie]

Just spent about two hours doing my CV. Was about to print and some how managed to balls up the whole format and everything I'd written was upside down, the wrong way round, in side bloody well out ....

Had an eppy for about 10 minutes then managed to fix it.

Just went downstairs, there are no crumpets left.

Just came back upstairs, knocked my lamp over, the bulb has gone.

I'm doing well!
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Never have a row with an Idiot, they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

[Dazbo666]

Bought a new toaster the other day, but still haven't found a suitable setting yet, so all toast is either burnt offerings, or completely white crisp bread
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1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
Word of the day : DILLIGAF

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