I fucked up.

[dodsi]

I wasnt going to share this with the populus of BCF but it appears to have amused the north members somewhat when I told them at our last meet I think you guys need to know.

On saturday I pulled up in town near a bus stop with some benches where there is some places to lock your bike too.

As soon as I turned my engine off this lass said to me (who was sat on the bench) "What are you doing tonight?" To which I barked out "NOWT" (you know broad yorkshire and intimidating like). I didnt mean too it just came out all wrong.

Well done dodsi, instant put off. She said nothing else to me.

[veeeffarr]

Might as well have just said "GONNA GET PIES FROM T'PIE SHOP WEE LASS".

Nice one Dodds, you truly are a sex machine

[Black Knight]

LOL!

I think you misheard the word night. She actually said 'osser'

And no, I don't think you did otherwise severe ribbing would have taken place.
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[dodsi]

I thought I told you this rick?

You edited your post so your mrs doesnt see it.

[veeeffarr]

I'd love it if you hadn't actually told anyone, cos now everyone knows, and you can 'Papa Roach' in your room.

Etc

Only joking Dodds!

[Steve H]

[Black Knight]

[veeeffarr]

[numark1]

Lucky escape, only chavs use the bus.

I messed up again on the weekend in a club. Was mashed out of my face and this girl tapped me on the shoulder, i tured around as just shouted what the fuck do you want.

She went bright red and said oh nothing and walked off.

[UrbanRacer]

[dodsi]

Me and mark should open a NO GIRLS club the way we are going.

We can have a club house and everything.

[numark1]

[Nath]

[Skunkcap Freddie]

haha, very good.

[byke95]

[McGee]

Damn mate that sucks something special.

Wow just think you could of had some fun that night
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[dodsi]

Dont remind me.

[veeeffarr]

[numark1]

[John C]

[dodsi]

No, your mum works the other end of town. spakkie.

[veeeffarr]

Girl: "What are you doing tonight?"

Dodsi: "Nothing"

Girl: "Good, because I have something for you to do."

Dodsi: "Ooo aye by gum, what?"

Girl: "You can stop looking at my tits, you fucking perv"

[numark1]

Maybe she was talking to someone behind you.

[John C]

[dodsi]

She probably only turned around because she thought it was an eclipse, thought I was the moon hence asked "what you doing tonight".