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killa
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: *The headlines* Reply with quote
Ok, so in true 'I have i got news for you' style, the head lines....

You know the rules, i give you a headline with words missing and you fill in the gaps!

Blair finds ****** in Bush

Go!
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PostPosted: 09:28 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair finds a beautifull, loving man, in bush
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Suzuki
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are these real headlines though, or are you making them up?
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killa
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PostPosted: 09:53 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Suzuki wrote:
Are these real headlines though, or are you making them up?


Do you do this on purpose, or don’t you realise how annoying that is?

Either way your not going to be happy…..

Thanks for ruining yet another thread Rolling Eyes
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Suzuki
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PostPosted: 09:57 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
killa wrote:
Do you do this on purpose, or don’t you realise how annoying that is?


Do what on purpose? That was a serious question.

If it's a real headline, then I'll play. If it's one you've made up, than I wont.
Simply because if it's one you've made up there's not the same fun in it.

If you like, we can play it properly, and I'll give you real headlines from "Pulse", Severn Trent Water's monthly magazine! Razz
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RobB
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair finds that Gavin Rossdale is his favourite in Bush.

I've been trying to come up with a better one than that for about an hour. Crying or Very sad

Suzuki wrote:
If you like, we can play it properly, and I'll give you real headlines from "Pulse", Severn Trent Water's monthly magazine!

Are these actual headlines? "Water way to go." "Double-flow Severn." "Water Water Everywhere, let's all have a shareholders meeting."

Seeing is this is Have I Got News type stuff, how's about an odd-one-out round? See if you can spot him.

https://www.jonhopkins.co.uk/resources/images/gen_1129139013.jpg (didn't want to link the image, ruins the comedy timing Wink )

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Adam_P
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PostPosted: 11:31 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
killa wrote:
Suzuki wrote:
Are these real headlines though, or are you making them up?


Do you do this on purpose, or don’t you realise how annoying that is?

Either way your not going to be happy…..

Thanks for ruining yet another thread Rolling Eyes


FFS Killa, he only asked a sensible question! For god's sake, remove that serious chip off your shoulder. Really, no one gangs up on you because no one really gives a fuck!

Get on with it!

Oh, and my guess..


Blair finds his pet gerbil in Bush
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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killa
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Adam_P wrote:
FFS Killa, he only asked a sensible question!


I didnt see the point in asking questions, just get on with it, its not a sensible thread. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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killa
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair finds tesco bag full of porn in Bush
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PostPosted: 13:14 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair finds he realy enjoys kiss' in bush

Laughing See what i done there? Laughing Cool
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair finds happiness in Bush
Blair finds he is balls deep in Bush
Blair finds herpes in Bush
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
blair finds mirror in bush.
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair finds Dog in Bush...

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PostPosted: 15:51 - 09 Mar 2006    Post subject: Re: *The headlines* Reply with quote
killa wrote:
Blair finds ****** in Bush


thumb is stuck in...
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 10 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair finds thrush in bush. ?
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 10 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
''Blair finds oil in Bush''

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Irezumi aka Reuben
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 10 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair finds Llama's doing the Macarena in Bush.

Eh?
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 11 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair finds a bunch of grapes, a penny, 3 rolls of toilet paper, a bong, a door mat, 7 terrorists, his wife and a house in Bush.

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PostPosted: 18:38 - 11 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blair fined in Shephards Bush
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