A song for all the lads .

[HerbalDayZ]

Alternative "I Will Survive"

At first i was afraid, i was petrified.
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less,
I would've tried to keep my head,
If i'd of known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed...

I tried to go, walk out the door,
But you've been sitting on my legs and i can't feel them anymore.
And now you sitting on my face, my nose has vanished, without a trace.
I only hope that your huge knickers aren't made out of liquorice lace...

I want to go, I've got to leave,
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave.
Only hope that no one saw me, walking home with such a slut,
God the things that we get up to when we are all half cut...

Please let me go, im getting scared!
There's nothing i can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.
I think that i must be mad, god what made me want her.
With tits that look like tesco bags i've just filled up with water...

It's time to go, run out the door.
She's started hinting she wants sex upon her dirty lino floor.
I dont think theres nothing worse,
Than the al-co-hol-ics curse
I WILL SURVIVE!!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!! HEY HEYYY!!!!
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my sepllnig is bad i udnretsand taht so i aolpisge.
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