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Johnny GSX-R
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PostPosted: 01:09 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: ***** CAPTION COMP ***** Reply with quote

Our very own 'DODSI' having a well earned 12 hour rest from pies.
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Black Knight
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PostPosted: 01:11 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The velcro on the headrest worked better than expected.
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PostPosted: 01:12 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Dodsi enjoying Johnny GSXR giving him head'

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Johnny GSX-R
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PostPosted: 01:12 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

DODSI, half bloater half Venus flytrap.
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The View Askew
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PostPosted: 01:14 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Will give head for ride" Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:14 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom was obviously showing no concern at his 747 flying rather low.
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dodsi
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

John - your a bastard.

I cant stop laughing - keep them coming.
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veeeffarr
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PostPosted: 01:22 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

All of the reject Realdolls were driven to the incinerator like this.
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phantomtek
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PostPosted: 01:24 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

He just........couldn't make it to the last green bottle Sad Crying or Very sad
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Johnny GSX-R
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PostPosted: 01:26 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

DODSI shows his 'Cum Face' whilst dreaming of 'Ginsters Pasties'
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phantomtek
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PostPosted: 01:28 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

As the last reverberations of Pavarotti rang out, dodsi sang along in a gentle tone, serenading Johnny GSXR.


































Who was busy giving him head. Laughing
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veeeffarr
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PostPosted: 01:30 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

After the 6th hour of Jonny banging on about fucking Busa stats, Tom finally lost consciousness.
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phantomtek
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

All pies and no exercise makes Tom a sleepy boy.

(P.S My ownage-ometer is off the frigging scale!!)
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PostPosted: 03:08 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

News of the World:
Dodsi in vaseline gear shift shocker!
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peter Kay takes a well earned nap in Max and Paddy's Motorhome after a hectic day of filming.
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PostPosted: 09:31 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

"shit he's a fat bastard"
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

someone sh1t in Luke's handbag this morning, i'm gonna pretend to be asleep!
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PostPosted: 09:55 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

F1 neck braces arn't cool in a van
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Johnny GSX-R
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

DODSI caught licking the windows of the 'Variety Club Sunshine coach'
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PostPosted: 14:04 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lesson learnt....... Dont fall asleep when Johnny is around Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being tea-bagged by Johnny even takes down northerners Neutral
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dodsi
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I was sleeping like a baby, Pissed the bed 3 times and woke up crying twice"
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Insurance company Churchill announced today that they realised the decision to use humans instead of nodding dogs was a huge mistake' Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the next government safety poster:

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'Don't drive tired!.....or use a mobile phone to photograph a tired passenger unless they have a blue neck!'
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Johnny GSX-R
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 21 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOOAAAAA WOOAAAA

Lets clear summat up here.......It was NOT me in the van taking pics, NO NO NO.....twas Black Knight who took the pics, I merely posted it.

I am really NOT DODSI's type, he much prefers darker skin and a limp Mr. Green
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