Black Smoke

The View Askew · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Nov 2005 Karma :

I saw a woman riding a clapped out chinese looking moped today, it was literally pouring with jet black smoke travelling at roughly 20mph.

wtf? Shocked

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bish777 · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Karma :

thats a surefire symptom of "Ive never changed the air filter...EVER!"
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Itchy · Super Spammer Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Karma :

might have put diesel in it maybe? (there was a story about a super market / tanker who put the wrong fuel in the petrol station tank and ir ruined an awful lot of engines.

carlnicholson... · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Karma :

Being a bird, she probably thought that it was perfectly normal.

I was watching a woman park her ford escort before, and I nearly fell off me flamin bike laughing. I could have parked a 40 foot bus in the space, but she just sat there at the most obscene angle, perfectly still, and with a look of "What do I do now?" all over her face.

I was going to help, but the best I could of offered would have been, "Surrender your bloody licence muppet."

Apologies to any capable females out there, but you seem to be a rare breed. Wink

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tokarev · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

hehe

Saw a black cab breezing down the embankment today with loads of black smoke coming out of the exhaust....and I had to ride into all of it inhaling all that shite...lovely. Laughing

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carlnicholson... · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Karma :

Diesel fumes are mega bad for you.

I was working in a HAS (Hardened Aircraft Shelter) and the aircraft had a diesel powered hydraulic generator attached to it. The vent function on the shelter air conditioning was broken, and even though the HAS doors were open, I was soon going dizzy. By the time I got off the top of the jet and to the door, I was proper stoned and couldn't walk any more, and just fell to the floor.

It took about 10 minutes for me to get straight again, I felt really rough after, and didn't realise how serious the fumes were.

Not the sort of mistake you make twice! Rolling Eyes

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Johnny GSX-R · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Karma :

Black smoke: Its either powered by a solid wood burning external combustion engine OR its running too rich.

Diesel fumes are full of sulphur which will kill your penis first, the fact you've got a dead penis will do your head in and you'll simply wither and die, usually within 75 years or so.