Worst film ever!

[Mister James]

Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

It's on Five at 2200hrs tonight people - don't even THINK about watching it!

I had the misfortune to be tasked to B wing cinema 2 years ago, before I'd made Senior, and after about 15 minutes of it, I walked out and kept an eye on the cheeky monkeys from the corridor. It was so appalling I couldn't bear to watch it when I was getting paid to - and I'm a massive Lucy Lui fan!
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[Dazbo666]

Well I'm stuck at work anywho, so will have a quick look just out of morbid curiosity
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[Mister James]

[Sparks!]

its not that bad if you want some midless fun, violence, guns and stuff... can't really go wrong if you ask me.. just don't expect too much of it and it's enjoyable if theres nowt better on.

[Dazbo666]

Well I've persevered with 11 minutes of this drivel... where's the remote?!
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[Mister James]

I tried to warn you! Even the yardies were walking out of it at work, and they are the most retarded people I know!
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[The View Askew]

Another visual turd then
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[Sparks!]

mnnn i take back what i said (it was a longgg time ago that i first saw it) .. the acting is very wooden... the fight scenes are just poor (I could do better) and it was funny a minute ago the woman fired half a clip of a semi auto gun at some bloke and about 5 seconds later he goes "ugghh" and falls to the floor

[carlnicholson...]

I rented 'Lighthouse' a while ago.

Fuck me, I have never seen such a catastophie of a film before. I almost cried in pain, but had to watch all of it just to accept that such a completely shite film ever got through to general release.
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[Whosthedaddy]

Cock and Bull story has any film pinned up against a wall bullying them into submission as the worst ever
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