not bike chat, but need fast answer

[yorkshirelad3]

my little sis is looking for a joke off the net sent round about a year ago, basically im wanting to know if n e one still has a link to it or even has it.

it basically started by saying english had been chosen as the official lanmgueage of europe and slowly began to change into words which when pronounced made you sound like a cheesy german accent.

any help would be very appriciated,

thanks

yorks

[carlnicholson...]

EuroEnglish

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

ln the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

ln the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible: Govemments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by"z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.


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[yorkshirelad3]

please! lol

[yorkshirelad3]

what a god! your a leg end my friend, leg end!

[carlnicholson...]

Steady with the words, thank me with karma!




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[yorkshirelad3]

sorted me old leg end