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McGee
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PostPosted: 23:46 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Whats in your computer desk Reply with quote

Another fantastic McGee's bored thread.

So what you lot got hidden in your desk.

https://img102.imageshack.us/img102/5918/0029yn.jpg

Shocked

So far my attempt at making a grenade using a deo can and various other objects has failed maybe this will be a bit better Wink

Thats about 4 dollars in change, I am rich Cool
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

An iPod charger cable and 2 remote controls.
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PostPosted: 23:59 - 23 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just a point.

You got a few different sizes of ammo in there. Fucking dangerous.

Good friend of our family had some shotgun cartriges in his pocket. Fired a shot, reloaded the gun and handed it to his mate (broken). Mate reloaded the gun, fired it and lost three fingers.

The first guy had accidentally put a 16g cartridge in which dropped into the bottom of the breach. The second guy looked, thought it was empty and put a 12g cartrige on top of it then fired the gun. Blew the side clean out of it taking half his hand with it.

Keep them seperate!
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McGee
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Removes bullets*

The ak rounds are dummy rounds I made up for show (7.62x39) Thumbs Up

The .380's are the only real rounds and I have now found a box to put them in Shocked

The silver caseing is an empty 30-06.

The shotgun shell is also empty Mr. Green

I have a habbit of keeping empty casing's Shocked
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Its pronounced Jixxer!


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PostPosted: 00:03 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Point II
Whats the Gauge mean in shot guns?
Who is it measured?
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
Point II
Whats the Gauge mean in shot guns?
Who is it measured?


Its called bore (so 12bore instead of 12guage) in the UK by most shooters.

And its the size of the barrel say .410 guage has a barell size of .41 or something to that effect Thumbs Up

Or something along those lines.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!


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The View Askew
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
Point II
Whats the Gauge mean in shot guns?
Who is it measured?


Guage is how many circular balls can be made to fit exactly into the barrel using 1 pound of lead.
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soul_Trader wrote:

Guage is how many circular balls can be made to fit exactly into the barrel made from 1 pound of lead.


Clever bastard Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: 00:08 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

USB Soundcard
3 Bottles of contact lense fluid
2 glasses
a fork
Various CD's
Centre Channel of my 5.1 system
contact lenses (in case)
Empty contact lense wrappers
Phone
USB 2.0 Card
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The View Askew
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
Soul_Trader wrote:

Guage is how many circular balls can be made to fit exactly into the barrel made from 1 pound of lead.


Clever bastard Laughing Wink


What can I say guns make me do a sex wee Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:11 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soul_Trader wrote:
Walloper wrote:
Point II
Whats the Gauge mean in shot guns?
Who is it measured?


Guage is how many circular balls can be made to fit exactly into the barrel using 1 pound of lead.


And the winner is.......
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

PC games
Shaving foam
Razor
Cash box
Blank DVDs and CDs
CD cases
Old CDs
Calvin and Hobbes volumes *3
Class C controlled substances Shhh!
Textbooks
Empty cigarette packets
Simpsons Season 6
Bottle of Stella Sick
Hackett aftershave balm
Various stationary
Disc lock
A plate

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PostPosted: 00:21 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

George how old is that Bottle of Stella Laughing
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Its pronounced Jixxer!


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PostPosted: 00:35 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

External hard drive
box of various chargers/USB leads
RW CD's
CD cases
Bags of bike stickers collected from years of Fast Bikes, and a few mini-moto sticker sheets I've been donated
5 different digital cameras

Underneath the desk..
Printer ink
Printer photographic paper
Printer injet paper
PC steering wheel
PC gamepad (x2)
PC joystick
More battery chargers (3)
Jigsaw puzzles (boxed, x5)
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PostPosted: 01:29 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bastard I don't have any drawers on....















My computer desk... Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:42 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

My desk, oh dear Lord.

A keyboard, a monitor, a sub and 2 sats with seemingly pointless carbon fiber grills.
A pc case containing my pc's innards. A bluetooth dongle, a copy of Total Overdose on ps2, an ashtray, a grinder, a pack of OCB's with no front fold, a lighter, a pack of fags, a lock stock and 2 smoking barrels 100 poker chip, ( Shocked ) part of a kit kat wrapper, theme park world for the ps2 (this is wank) my dads copy of Whatever people say I am, this is what I am not, a mouse, a mousepad, an empty pint glass, a cable modem, a usb flash card reader, a remote for a vcr I no longer own, pad and pen, Star Wars KOTOR II for pc, Halo 2 (I HATE this game)
HL II for pc, Midnight Club III DUB for ps2, my face (I'm getting tired lmao)
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PostPosted: 01:47 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont have a computer desk

i sit on my sofa with the keyboard on my lap, and the mouse on the arm of the sofa. the monitor is on a coffe table in front of me.

random stuff i have nearby include screwdrivers, remotes for various electrical devices and a little bin under the coffe table
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PostPosted: 07:12 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I told you....I would have to kill you Shifty

I have 3 drawers {feels all superior} too much junk to even begin to mention Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:21 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine, bit boring....
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only important stuff in mine. Wink
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't have alot of space so in the top draw is all my underwear. Second draw is all my bed clothes .. and the bottom draw, alot of stuff. Candles, Birthday cards that cover about 5 years (I don't like throwing that sort of thing away) more candles, my paper driving licence and work contract was in there, not anymore. Confused Bit concerned about that. Umm ... a teddy leprechaun my mum brought me back from Ireland .. some pens, that sort of thing. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

about 4 cd's that i've paid for through my time of buying stuff (didn't last)

a baseball (incase i need to carry my b-bat somewhere), about 30sata cables,oh yea my porno stash
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PostPosted: 13:31 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have 6 draws in my desk and 3 in a roller cabinet next to the desk.

ALL FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really need to sort them out Smile
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 24 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top draw: Full of casset tapes.. i dont own a tape player..

Middle: GBA, bubble makeing gun, fan, boot wax, lightbulb (broken) nail varnish, flick comb, various japanese stamps, hand strengthener thing, candles, assorted types of fluff.

Bottom: Recipts, toothbrush, spangley man thong (won in pass the parcel) ear plugs, razor blades, string, novelty shugar confectrionary cock (given to my girlfriend by some friends, it frightend her, so now its lurking in my draw) radios, punky pointy wrist stap things, more fluff..


And theres a 3draw filiing cabinet full of yet more random rubbish..
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PostPosted: 08:15 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

IT'S A FUCKING DRAWER, NOT A DRAW!!! Shocked

And relax.

4 video tapes and a remote control. Hasn't been long enough since I moved for all the shit to accumulate.
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