Whats the stupidest..

[mr.z]

Thing you've ever done off your bike..

Back when i was a kid (9/10?) we'd often play tag.. on 2nd floor scoffolding planks, running about full speed then jumping down into big piles of sand..

At 16, there a local nigthclub/dive, and for some reason i decided i'd jump down the flight of metal stairs, wich would have been fine, appart from the low celing, which i hit my head on, and then on the floor on the way down, only to lay giggleing for 2minutes (apparently)


Plenty of other stupid stuff ive done..

Anyone like to share anything theyve done in the past that makes them wonder how they are still allive?
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[veeeffarr]

Tried to make tea for my parents when I was 3...

Used a plastic fire engine push along toy to reach the kettle...

Slipped, and poured the freshly boiled kettle down my chest.

Result?

3rd degree burns over 9% of my body.

Sexy.

[Rookie]

In the same vein as Toby, I once decided it would be fun to suck on the spout of a teapot. Freshly brewed tea inside. I spent the next few days sucking ice lollies nonstop.

[McGee]

Climbed an 8ft wall to fall in to the owners garden back first through one of those small vegtable green house things

Thought I broke my back But just winded my self I was 11.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[jonnay]

When I was about 8, I tried to reach up the prize slot of one of those machines where you hit the base with a mallet, and if you do it hard enough you get a prize.

Got an electric shock which threw me across the room and couldn't move my arm for a few days afterwards. Did get about 3 of the crappy prizes though
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[akaDAVE]

I've had plenty of needless injuries with a total count of 4 full KO's and countless concussions.

This must be the most stupid thing I've done because I knew I stood little chance of success but did it anyway:
I got back home to a house where I was renting a room, drunk of course. I couldn't find my key so immediately climbed onto the garage looking for a way in(there was no realistic chance of this).

Instead of getting all dirty by scrambling back down again I thought I would simply jump with both feet onto the top of a wheelie bin and then hop off again onto the drive below in one smooth movement.
Obviously I made it as far as the wet shiny bin where my leather soled shoes shot off sideways sending my upper body clattering onto the doorsteps below. I cracked my head on the door(luckily) so wasn't killed but many ribs were badly bruised as they hit the corners of the steps.
I must have layed there for a while because my landlord found me on the doorstep some time later.
The front door key was in my pocket all that time.
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[Groove]

Got a motorbike license
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[Harold_Shand]

I was looking after a relatives house and, well, I invited some friends over. The rest, thankfully, is history...

No christmas present for me that year.

Or the next.


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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[NSR Mick]

Crashed my car last night.
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[Skunkcap Freddie]

were to start , i've done loads of stupid shit.

i'll give a few.

messing with a bb gun at my mates house he decided to shoot some old persons window and broke it. we were in his house on our own. the cops at the front doors and cops at the back. they moved down from his back for us to leg it over the wall and hide in the fields for about 5 hours. came back thinkin it was all clear for the cops to show up at my house aswell. lol that was pretty funny thinking about it now.

another time was "pinging" some guys windows with snowballs to get a chase of him. the guy didn't give up for good parts of an hour and a half. turns out he was a copper lol. but yea chased us through the snow for ages

going into the farmers field when i was about 7 and getting stuck in the mud. (marshy ground) it was up to my waste i was covered from head to toe by the time i got out.

[Flip]

[UrbanRacer]

me and some mates had glass bottle fights in an empty car park, thinking back now i'm surprised none of us were seriously hurt.

leading up to guy fawkes night me and a few mates (same ones) decided to take turns at having fireworks thrown and rockets launched at us.

[ZRX61]

Once threw a snowball through the open window of a cop car as it drove past & hit the driver right in the ear... causing the car to swerve into a nearby snowdrift & get stuck

We had quite a long conversation while "we" waited for a tow truck to get the car out again....

[McGee]

[Luke_Retrofly]

Hi
"zurück sie" "shnell shnell" "los los"

Which is german for "fucking leg it!"



Luke
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[McGee]

I have always used schnell for quick and los los for go go you play dod ?

"Rindfleischvorhänge"

Best german lesson ever involved us telling the tard of the class to shout that out at random points.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[zaknafien]

Burnt down swinton train station.
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[ginguar]

Very drunk with my brother we started chucking stuff at each other across the room. I picked up the first thing that came to hand which unfortunately happened to be a thick, glass bottle. Ended up in a&e for 4 hours the best part of which was when some bloke started trying to talk to me at the vending machine. He asked me why I was there and I turned to him, the picture of innocence, and told him I had bottled my brother. He literally ran away. My brother took the next day off work and subsiquently lost his job. And they say beer is bad for you.

[T1z3R]

thought it would be smart to insert a kirby grip ( hair clip ) into the live and neutral parts of a wall socket and switch it on when i was about 3/4.

result was me learning to fly at an early age and redecorating the wallpaper with a flame/smoke effect.
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[gimpy limp]

[quote="flip"]

[it really is that quick]

me and my brother thorght it would be fun to drive golf balls at a wall about ten foot away, yeah fu(king hillarious watching them ping off at wierd angles.

then the inevitable happened and one came straight back at us luckly it only hit my thigh, not head (would be dead for sure) and thankfully not bollocks just doesn't bare thinking about about 11 at the time.

rob
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[owdamer]

Shoved burning newspaper through the letterbox of an empty house. Me and my mate thought it was immense fun watching flames glowing through the the glass panel above the door.
My dad came out to see what we were doing and didn't seem to share our view. Once he had got the fire out he came after me to show me the error of my ways. It must have worked coz i've never done it again!!

[sanchezz_182]

oops
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[ZRX61]

I have another, also involving a cop car.....

Outside a pub in Norfolk many years ago along with about 40-50 other people. I threw a rather large (1/2 stick) *firework* at a friend but missed. It rolled into the middle of the road just as a panda car drove up & stopped directly on top of it.
The explosion was rather more impressive than I thought it was going to be & after the smoke had cleared the older cop in the passenger seat decided I was the guilty looking person & beckoned me over.
Fortunately the blast had bent the car floor enough so he couldn't open the door to get out so I buggered off a bit sharpish.


Left town the next day...

[TL666]

When I was about fourteen I crashed a bulldozer into a pub.

That was pretty stupid