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The Old Geeza
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PostPosted: 17:13 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: I Need Help Reply with quote

I've been pissing about with Wanadoo's Site Builder and FTP thingy for 5 days now.

I think I cocked something up and I'd run out of things to do on their website. So, I phoned their Technical Help line.

What a complete waste of time. Got the usual 'Press No.1 for this, Press No. 2 for that' blah, blah blah.

Eventually got through to a human being who hadn't got a clue how to help me over the phone. Just kept telling me to go to the Help pages and ask my question, then everything will be explained and fix your problem. Guess what? She was Indian and I had problems understanding what she was saying.

What a load of bollocks.

Given up trying to talk to Wanadoo anymore. Spent the rest of the afternoon pissing about with their website. Not got a clue what I'm doing Confused

So, could someone please let me know if the link below actually works ?

https://theoldgeeza.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/

Sorry, but I'm no expert here, and I don't know how to shorten the link Shocked

TIA Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 17:39 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Re: I Need Help Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:


So, could someone please let me know if the link below actually works ?

https://theoldgeeza.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/

Sorry, but I'm no expert here, and I don't know how to shorten the link Shocked

TIA Thumbs Up



Hiya Old Geeza Very Happy

Yeah, the link works fine Razz

Bev xx
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bazza
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

It works, but geez - that is one horrible mofo of a webby, mate. Sick

Lose:

The nasty diahorrea-flavoured background
The flashing graphics
The blue text
The monster fonts

and - unless you like being spammed up the wazoo and back - don't include your email address in a link to be hoovered up by the webspam spiders.

Try breaking the pages up into more readable chunks - don't have 20 screenfuls all on one page. Try to analyse what you're trying to achieve - is it a site for novice sparkys or other bikers or both?

If both, have two distinct sections, and don't - repeat, don't - put a section link which reads "nothing here, try again later" because no-one will ever try later.
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The Old Geeza
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
It works, but geez - that is one horrible mofo of a webby, mate. Sick

Lose:

The nasty diahorrea-flavoured background
The flashing graphics
The blue text
The monster fonts

and - unless you like being spammed up the wazoo and back - don't include your email address in a link to be hoovered up by the webspam spiders.

Try breaking the pages up into more readable chunks - don't have 20 screenfuls all on one page. Try to analyse what you're trying to achieve - is it a site for novice sparkys or other bikers or both?

If both, have two distinct sections, and don't - repeat, don't - put a section link which reads "nothing here, try again later" because no-one will ever try later.


I'm OLD !

Thanks for the info bazza. I'll look at changing the site (yet again) Shocked

Embarassed Sorry Embarassed

But surely, it's a start, isn't it? I was only hoping to help some folks who might be interested Confused

I wasn't actually trying to do anything special. I just wanted to know if the bloody link actually worked, that's all. I'm just so pissed off with my ISP service Mad



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bazza
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:
I'm OLD !


As am I. So don't try that excuse on me.

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But surely, it's a start, isn't it? I was only hoping to help some folks who might be interested Confused


All of the info was, to my untrained eye, good useful stuff - it's the distracting and clunky presentation that's the problem

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I wasn't actually trying to do anything special. I just wanted to know if the bloody link actually worked, that's all. I'm just so pissed off with my ISP service


Well it works, so now you can start googling for information on how to design a website that people will want to bookmark and return to... Thumbs Up Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i quite like it
the electronics section takes me back to when i did AS level electronics (half an A level)
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bazza
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

COLINWALL wrote:
i quite like it


Col, no offence mate, but you're so boring, looking at that site was probably the most exiting thing that's happened to you all weekend.

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colin1
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

no offence but u ride a gsxf600 so u dont know what excitement means Smile

or do u ? was there something in another thread about it being out of action or something ?

either way try to be nice in future
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

COLINWALL wrote:
no offence but u ride a gsxf600 so u dont know what excitement means Smile

Sorry Smile Godda correct you on that one! I can vouch, it is possible to have FUN on a GSX600F, coz I've had one, great fun on some of the twisties up near Keilder & Cumbria Thumbs Up Great Bike Very Happy

Bev xx Wink
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

working fine this side mate.

good luck with finishing it off.

it'll get better looking and easy to use as time goes on .
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

COLINWALL wrote:
no offence but u ride a gsxf600 so u dont know what excitement means Smile


Col, old love, you ride a fecking scooter. Could your life be any more boring?

Geez, the last time you took your TT out you hit a chicken - what was that, road rage because it overtook you?

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