home brand condoms

[bandit kev]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept
the same tag-line

Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller Lite condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Eeeuww!!.....)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart
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if it's not broken then don't fix it

[MRX Steve]

[veeeffarr]

GBU 28 Condoms: Guaranteed not to explode on impact

sorry, i made it up myself, quality not assured.

[colin1]

[SoND]

"FCUK condoms - no comment required. "

FCUK have condoms. 2 for the price of 3 durex but you do get a thing on the side of the box to strike a match.
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Go back to bed - You have no rights - "Streetfighters ~ Mainstream motorcycling's crackwhore sister."

[Major_Grooves]

Just as an aside,

there is a company that is developing a condom that has nitroglycerin - the active chemical in TNT - in the tip. The nitroglycerin converts into nitric oxide (NO) when it is worn and the NO is absorbed into the erect penis.

NO is the chemical which initiates and maintains an erection - Viagra works in a chemical pathway related to NO.

It's billed so far as an anti-slip condom - ie it keeps you erect and won't help you get an erection in the first place.

I believe it was featured in some national newspares not so long ago.

Imagine the tag line for that! "Comes with a bang!"

[fast_tzr]

Cillit bang: "Bang! And the cum is gone!"

Shit, I know, but oh well

[Suzuki]

MSN Condoms - Where Do You Want To Go Today?

Scottoiler Condoms - Automatic Lubrication System

Honda Condoms - Live the dream!

McCondoms - I'm Lovin' It!

I'm bored now.
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<Simple> no I'm shaven Jon
<Simple> it is a big enough hole.. I'll leave it now
Ride: 1999 Suzuki GSXR600 (yellow/black) IRC: Stats - Relationship Map

[RI_HA]

[Suzuki]

Well, their website said "live the dream"
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<Simple> no I'm shaven Jon
<Simple> it is a big enough hole.. I'll leave it now
Ride: 1999 Suzuki GSXR600 (yellow/black) IRC: Stats - Relationship Map

[lozzypop1]

T-Mobile condoms - Get more.

Nokia condoms - Connecting people.

Siemens condoms - Self-explanitory.

Panasonic condoms - Ideas for life.

Radio Times condoms - If it's on, it's in.

Amazon condoms - And your done.

Capital one condoms - What's in your wallet?

Clairol Herbal Essences condoms - A totally orgasmic experience.

Sure condoms - Won't let you down.

Gillette condoms - The best a man can get.

Hugo Boss Red condoms - Your erection, Your rules.



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Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.

[bandit kev]

nice 1 like them all
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if it's not broken then don't fix it

[Whosthedaddy]

[hellkat]

Condoms sponsored by Renault Megane:
I see you baby, shakin that ass ...


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[carlnicholson...]

Hovis condoms - Putting the goodness inside.

(or something like that I think!)
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"THOSE WHO RISK NOTHING, DO NOTHING, ACHIEVE NOTHING, BECOME NOTHING."

[Suzuki]

"Hokie Cokie" Condoms - In out, in out, shake it all about!


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<Simple> no I'm shaven Jon
<Simple> it is a big enough hole.. I'll leave it now
Ride: 1999 Suzuki GSXR600 (yellow/black) IRC: Stats - Relationship Map

[xlizx]

Do the KFC ones smell of chicken too?
*drools*

[Luke_Retrofly]

Hi
Yay for the pill and/or implant

Luke
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Flounced - Long overdue
Fuck you bitch I'm in the top 10 list I can do the what the fuck I want!

[McGee]

[Rookie]