Hitting your n*ts on the tank! so, so sore!

Sparky · Trackday Trickster Joined: 21 Feb 2005 Karma :

Out last night, first time in weeks and started getting used to her again gradually getting faster and over a dip was a damage in the tarmac (bloody Council) i hit it slid forward and bang! ahhhhhhh!!
i had to stop, im telling ya it fookin killed! i could have cried it was agony, never fear all clear now! but it cant do ya much good!

ive done this a couple of times before and had a laugh about it with mates but noticed no-one has posted about it here, so come on fellas whats the secret???
You wearing a box, do you take it like men or what!
any tips for prtecting that vital area?

anybody else done this before?

i know im not the oly one as my mates have done it and know what im on about! Rolling Eyes

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Barry_M2 · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Karma :

I rest my beer belly on the tank, that seems to give a bit of protection! Wink

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alfie698 · Nova Slayer Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Karma :

Anti-slip matting under my arse, like the stuff they sell for pillions and panniers. My textile trousers seem mega slippy, and if I try a fast getaway from the lights I end up on the pillion seat without it. Laughing

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Jack_Cheese · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Karma :

My balls are made of steel. Somehow i was kicked in the nuts more than any other child i knew, and carrying a mobile in my pocket for 4 years or so has microwaved them nice and hard. So, you see i don't really feel pain there any more. To me it's just a fact of life that when i ride, my balls get squashed.

If i ever try and move my balls away from the tank, my jeans stay stuck to the seat, but i slide forward, meaning my jeans do all the squashing for me. There's no winning, but i am tempted to cut a hole in my seat in which to dangle my balls. It'd be kind of like teabagging my bike Shocked

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feef · Energiser Bunny Joined: 11 Feb 2002 Karma :

grip the tank with your knees.. that should stop you sliding forward too much.

never had that problem, tbh..

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

dont sit so close to the tank

especially as u have a sportsbike
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johnsilva · Traffic Copper Joined: 11 Mar 2005 Karma :

i did it a week ago, and i had a really fit bird on the back too!

Was a little bit embarrased, but she was laughing so much, it was quite funny.
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nrml76 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Karma :

Change the vinyl on your seat to one with a more grippy texture. Problem solved!
If thou art too skint to afford a new seat cover, get thyself down to outdoor world and buy thyself some soft grippy anti slip matting (they sell enough for about 10 double seats for 9 quid) and wrap it around thy seat, tucking it between the seat and the bike frame. Problem temporarily solved!

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johnsilva · Traffic Copper Joined: 11 Mar 2005 Karma :

indeed............
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quacker_boy · Cuddle Bitch Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Karma :

I'm sure this can't be good, but if i'm riding around town i don't speed THAT much and just sort of lock my arms in place if i start sliding forward, slamming on the anchors at 200 km/h + fucking hurts!!! Bloody truckers! Laughing

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brooky · Brolly Dolly Joined: 26 Jan 2006 Karma :

Lol, not just me this has hurt before then Laughing

I usually get cracked bollocks if im 2 up and the pillion is leaning into me when I brake lol.
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Aikman666 · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Karma :

Cant say i have this problem. I dont have a "tank" as such as the seat pretty much continues right up ontop of it. Another advantage of having a crosser Dance!

. But i guess the anti slip stuff people are bangin on about would be a good idea. That or buy a crosser Razz

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short1uk · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Nov 2005 Karma :

hey this hurt women too! I had to break hard the other day I hit the tank and to my f*nny was bloody killing!

Not as much as getting ur bollox bashed in as I dont have any and so cant compare but it bloody hurt like hell!

McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

I have done it countless times Shocked

but the griping the tank with your knees works Wink

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

ouch!

i dont have a set as i shouldnt cause i am a layyydeee, but it sounds sore enough.
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Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

I never learn Embarassed

I hit my love spuds on the tank everytime, in exactly the same spot, on the same road. Its enough for me to back off the throttle and start huffing and puffing to myself.

I've tried gripping the tank more, sitting further back in the seat, but to no avail Confused

May have to start soaking them in vinegar to toughen them up a bit up:
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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

lol love spuds Laughing

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extreme3d · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Karma :

In my last crash in which a car pulled out right in front of me resulting in both me and my bike going from 30 to 0 very quickly. I found out then what going over the handlebars really involves - forget the bars/screen/car..... it's fuel tank that does the damage!

Lying on the road after I first thought i'd broken my hip as the pain was indescribable - looked down and saw blood....

A certain minor operation had to be done a few months after that Embarassed

McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

You burst a bollock Confused

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

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Dude

Naaaaa

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Its pronounced Jixxer!