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| GearboxGeezer |
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 GearboxGeezer World Chat Champion
Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Karma :     
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 Posted: 16:27 - 05 Apr 2006 Post subject: Fun Games |
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When your in a group do you play little games? Not so much, "Oh lets go smack him on the back of his lid whilst hes riding" but more like.... Hide and seak!
Did it in a big industrial estate with 8 of us which kept our short attentionspan brains occupied for a while.
Also theres this good car park with loads of roundabouts and tight gaps inbetween metal bars, played follow the leader a couple of times there which brought a smile on my face.
Anyone got any interesting games me and the biker boys can play? |
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| TOM M |
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 TOM M World Chat Champion

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Speed camera chicken.
Find a speed camera that isnt forward facing, ride as fast as you dare and brake as late as possible, but as close to the camera as you dare.
If you win you dont set the camera off, if you lose you get 3 points and a £60 fine.
The winner at the end of the evening is the one with the most cash left and the least points
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| colin1 |
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 colin1 Captain Safety
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| McGee |
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 McGee O RLY?

Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :  
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 Posted: 18:34 - 05 Apr 2006 Post subject: |
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Stole it from visor down ages ago and changed the name
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OWNED is a game of traffic and skill for 2 players or more on motorcycles. The object is simply to stay in front and collect points. Points are awarded for the following:
Throwing Down The Gauntlet
A point is awarded to the player that initiates proceedings and godes an opponent into play. 'Buzzing' a rider when you catch them napping is an ideal way to start, or sometimes a blip of the throttle when behind in traffic, or even a disparaging glance at the lights is enough. Cutting someone up can often quickly start a game, but it may be a dangerous one.
Overtaking
If it's a good game there should be plenty of overtakes and counter-overtakes, so award yourself a point each time you regain the lead.
Compulsory Stops
Traffic lights, or any other obstacle that requires the players to stop, will inevitably level the field so the first player to arrive at the obstacle is awarded a point. No point is awarded if you both get stuck in the queueing traffic; you have to be at the front.
The Drag Race
After a compulsory stop, give it some facking minerals you nonce! Award yourself a point for staying in front and being first back into the traffic.
Showboating
All the above can be combined with some showboating, such as stoppies, wheelies, or knee scraping, to score an extra point and display your disregard for your opponent's lame skills. However, if you're overtaken whilst in the middle of showboating the point you were trying to earn will be awarded to your opponent. You have to be in front or overtaking to showboat; if your opponent cannot see you then it's pointless.
You know what a decent wheelie or stoppie looks like, so don't go awarding yourself points for ham fisted brake grabbing or clutch dumping attempts. Your opponents will not give them to you and neither should you; you're only lying to yourself.
Other displays of arrogance should be judged on their merits. For example, riding one handed, making clutchless gear changes, with your right foot off the peg, whilst leaning down and fiddling with the engine, is probably worth a point.
The Chequered Flag
The game is over when the players split up, so whoever is ahead at that moment is awarded a point. Even if your opponent was ahead you may still have won on points, but this is not an honourable victory and you should feel ashamed. Bailing out early to snatch a point because you know you're about to be OWNED is seriously frowned upon; get to where you were going.
OWNED
If your opponent is so far behind they cannot catch up, or got caught by those traffic lights that you so expertly timed, or is trapped under a cement mixer, then all points are cleared and you may declare them as OWNED! Well done!
Breaking The Law
OWNED cares not for the law; you should do whatever it takes to stay in front. If you're scared of a fine or a few points then you should probably sell your bike and buy a car. If you are beaten because your opponent used a bus lane or mounted the pavement, go home and tell your Mum. You've been OWNED!
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Its pronounced Jixxer! |
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| SoND |
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| Gazdaman |
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 Gazdaman I did a trackday!!!

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 Luke_Retrofly Silly Lesbian

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 Posted: 18:53 - 05 Apr 2006 Post subject: |
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Hi
I overtook a ducati 996 when I was on my VFR400 on a tight corner, right up the inside block pass, racing style.
Sont think he was too impressed either
And yes I know it was a stupid thing to do on the road to an unsuspecting rider, but I was young .
bet he felt so ashamed he went and part ex it for a CB500
Luke ____________________ Flounced - Long overdue
Fuck you bitch I'm in the top 10 list I can do the what the fuck I want! |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 19 years, 333 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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