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firefox
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Question i got asked today, from a fellow biker Reply with quote

Today when riding along looking stupid on my ped, a r1 pulled along side of me and started talking to me, he said i hope your going to do your test and i said yer, then he followed by saying,,,


Whats the first thing you do when you crash ? Rolling Eyes


common guys what do you think ? Wink
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swear?
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

nope, smart ass me come out with move the bike and stop the engine, he laughed at me Embarassed
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think "Fuck! I hope my bike isn't damaged"

That's what I thought when I came off.
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

mrchips wrote:
Swear?


I think you'll find this is deffinately the first thing followed by

Quote:
move the bike and stop the engine


Thats what i did when it happened to me a long time ago


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PostPosted: 23:39 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

what about close your eyes when you hit the ground ? Wink i closed mine when i came off then ran after my bike thinking noooooo
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Checking fingers and neck is also a matter of course.
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that may be second to swearing, although its going to be very close to it.


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PostPosted: 23:43 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

well not if you see your going to crash you might close your eyes but saying that id guess swearing would come first. * goes and looks for biker
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Say "Doh!"
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never come off, don't intend to, although I highly doubt I will go without the unfortunate privelage.. Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vin wrote:
Say "Doh!"


i dont think you could control your mouth to say doh if your bike was skidding down the road. Wink

soul dont tempt fate Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: 23:45 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Brilliant - That's given me a great idea!

Arrow Pull up alongside a ped...
Arrow Ask him "Whats the first thing you do when you crash ?"
Arrow He'll say I don't know....
Arrow You say "I'll show ya" - reach over and hit his kill switch, then set off Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:46 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

extreme3d wrote:
Laughing Laughing Brilliant - That's given me a great idea!

Arrow Pull up alongside a ped...
Arrow Ask him "Whats the first thing you do when you crash ?"
Arrow He'll say I don't know....
Arrow You say "I'll show ya" - reach over and hit his kill switch, then set off Wink Laughing


Peds do not have kill switches.
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol he might kick you bike over, and say well what did you say Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

but peds aint got a killswitch Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 23:49 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

he could always take the keys, but then thats just evil cant wait till i can get a bigger bike Smile Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

extreme3d wrote:
Laughing Laughing Brilliant - That's given me a great idea!

Arrow Pull up alongside a ped...
Arrow Ask him "Whats the first thing you do when you crash ?"
Arrow He'll say I don't know....
Arrow You say "I'll show ya" - reach over and hit his kill switch, then set off Wink Laughing


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PostPosted: 23:50 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
extreme3d wrote:
Laughing Laughing Brilliant - That's given me a great idea!

Arrow Pull up alongside a ped...
Arrow Ask him "Whats the first thing you do when you crash ?"
Arrow He'll say I don't know....
Arrow You say "I'll show ya" - reach over and hit his kill switch, then set off Wink Laughing


Shocked Man you have just made my week Mr. Green


Wink
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PostPosted: 23:51 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I closed my eyes and lay still, so I could assess what happened and how I was. Then I got up and picked up the bike, wheeled it to the pavement, and put it on it's stand.
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PostPosted: 23:51 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

firefox wrote:
Vin wrote:
Say "Doh!"


i dont think you could control your mouth to say doh if your bike was skidding down the road. Wink

soul dont tempt fate Twisted Evil


Doh!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 05 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i swore all the way thru crashing to picking my bike up.....and then proceeded to ride back to mine while swearing profusely........ Shocked
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PostPosted: 00:03 - 06 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right so you were riding along, and a guy on an R1 pulled along side you, still riding, and engaged you in full conversation, while still riding. I think Mr. R1 rider should be doing his test again, obviously not giving the road his full attention Laughing

Oh by the way I picked the bike up brushed myself off and got back on. : - )
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PostPosted: 00:37 - 06 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I slipped on ice before on a main road, I quickly got up and ran to the safety of the pavement. assessed for further danger, nothing was coming, moved bike to pavement, put it on the stand, tested to see if it was OK and still started, then road away after everything seemed to be OK. Went home and had a cuppa Thumbs Up Very Happy

I was told by a motorbike track day instructor that: 'If you crash or fall off and you are in the middle of the track, get up if possible, look for on coming traffic, if non, get off the track ASAP and on to the grass or over the barrier, if traffic is approaching, stand still and they will more than likely dodge you. Do not attempt to make a run for it because they will be swerving to miss you and you might run into them and you will not outrun them!'
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 06 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rookie wrote:
I closed my eyes and lay still, so I could assess what happened and how I was. Then I got up and picked up the bike, wheeled it to the pavement, and put it on it's stand.


You closed your eyes and lay still? Confused

First thing I do when I crash is get on my feet as soon as I can and move the bike. Fuck swearing, plenty of time to swear after.

Have had to restrain myself from throwing my helmet into a field before, just kept thinking "dont do it! it's just going to cost even more!!"
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