ARRRRR toothpaste on my leather's

Evilbob · Crazy Courier Joined: 26 Nov 2002 Karma :

How the HELL do u get it off, wet it and rub it and when it drys it sodding comes back!!!!

and before ya ask i was brushing my teeth!!! der
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Demonic69 · The Pink Rhino Joined: 31 May 2002 Karma :

Why were you brushing your teeth in your leathers?
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Wingchunal · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Jun 2002 Karma :

CUM stain's? Question

andrew · Mister Road Rage Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

Lol, ive had tooth paste on me leathers before, only way i could get rid of the stuff was WD40. It still come back then i decided to go over what was left with a tiny amount of black boot polish! Should do the trick

Scotty · Scooter Boi Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Karma :

Just leave it there and wait for it to turn crusty!

Hmm i just realised what i've put.
Never mind its worth the post.

Still leather and doing your teeth. you must have been in a rush.
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irdawood · Banned Joined: 19 Apr 2003 Karma :

[quote="Scotty"]Just leave it there and wait for it to turn crusty!

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hmm scotty your not talking from experiance are you? Razz

as that only happens (turns crusty) when u blast it over a womens face ...then again lets not go down that route....
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Evilbob · Crazy Courier Joined: 26 Nov 2002 Karma :

i was going out on bike to club so had to do my teeth????

sodding look well dodgy!¬! Embarassed

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Major_Grooves · The Doctor Joined: 10 May 2002 Karma :

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MuD · Nova Slayer Joined: 31 Mar 2003 Karma :

LOL

but on the topic, I'd agree with Andrew that boot polish is problably your best bet.

You might also try the Super 10 as it gets rid of almost anything...(and yes, that goes for the cum stains as well) Razz

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irdawood · Banned Joined: 19 Apr 2003 Karma :

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Scotty · Scooter Boi Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Karma :

irdawood · Banned Joined: 19 Apr 2003 Karma :

well my gf has some real far fetched ideas with 'toothpaste' things that make me cringe..and would never do...to get an idea...here is one of her ideas....

get her 'toothpaste' in your mouth...and she has your 'toothpaste' in her mouth...then kiss submerge it all around...and then swallow

now im sorry to say i find thats somming i cannot do hehe Rolling Eyes

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Scotty · Scooter Boi Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Karma :

I would prefere the cock toothbrush to be honest.

Squirt tooth paste on bellend.

Open her mouth and clean away...
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Hex · Party Boy Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Karma :

Thats one dirty girl you have there Very Happy

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Scotty · Scooter Boi Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Karma :

I want a dirty girl like that too.
Where might i purchase one?
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irdawood · Banned Joined: 19 Apr 2003 Karma :

i would show u a picture of my girl ....but then again maybe not u never know who goes on these forums Smile

...her old man?

Cool

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Mr C · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Karma :

why not cover your knob in boot polish then wank black spunk onto the original toothpaste stain, get your bird to lick it off then put the whole lot in the tumble drier
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Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

maybe his girl won't fit in the tumble drier.

Mr C · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Karma :

she will if you use a chainsaw Twisted Evil

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irdawood · Banned Joined: 19 Apr 2003 Karma :

are you guys talking about...what i think you are talking about?

coz if u are then i have tried it and it dont fit in the tumble dryer using excessive pressure causes the whole thing to break down
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Mr C · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Karma :

what breaks down, the bird or the chainsaw Question

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irdawood · Banned Joined: 19 Apr 2003 Karma :

the bird does why would the chainsaw break down?

lol

sorry im getting confused here

the chainsaw is like the duracell bunny keeps on going and going and going and going and going Laughing

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Mr C · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Karma :

cut her into smaller pieces then d'oh
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