Hi, I'm new here.

[Innocent Girly Ho]

Hi guys, my name's Candy and I'm like totally into bikes (and spreading myself very wide over them, even though I'm so young and innocent and stuff). I have long blonde hair.

And you'll never guess...I have no boyfriend! Maybe boys just don't like me (even though I'm so incredibly gorgeous. Remember that girl in American Dream? That's me!). I hope you boys will like me. Please?

I have a bike and I'm aiming to get my full licence some day soon. Can I do my CBT on a three-speed Barbie?

I hope you'll all welcome me here and be friendly and everything, and if you're very nice and don't be mean or anything maybe we can meet up after and do stuff (you can show me how those big dangerous bikes work?).

I'll try and post a picture soon, though I'm very shy and I might not be able to? We'll see.

XkissX

[Shaun]

OMG A/S/L!!!????!!!!!

[Innocent Girly Ho]

What's a black mamba? And who is garry? Is he somebody important here?

I'm glad your going to be nice to me, it's nice to find a friendly biker forum, most of them post dirty pictures and I don't have a clue what's going on in most of them. Maybe somebody from here can explain them to me.

Are you going to give me a discount?

[McGee]

Oh

try www.visordown.com there will be some newbs on there that will fall for it
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[-Savage-]

hmm phantom, is that you?

you got a purdy mouth.
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[ram_doom]

ROTF @ thread content
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[The View Askew]

[Rookie]

Whoever that is, they deserve a medal for the effort, and their own vagina. Ride in, ride out, free vagina installed.

[h00dwink]

i'm so hard right now

[phantomtek]

ZOMG WIMMINZ!!111ONE!!11ELEVEN""1!

Bet "she's" got a fanny like a yawning pelican.

[Misc]

Or like a magicians sleeve.

[phantomtek]

[Innocent Girly Ho]

Would any of you like to take me from behind?

I don't have any idea what that actually means, one of the teachers at school said it was a very good way to introduce myself in new places and make friends. And influence people.

I'm very slim and quite tiny too. My french teacher says I'm petite. What's a french kiss? He says he's going to show me as soon as he can get some french letters. He's a very good french teacher, he's always on about french stuff.

All my friends are excited I've joined here, and they want to get involved too (they love pen-pals and stuff like that, and they think bikers are very sexy). Would you like to see some pictures of them sucking lollipops?

I have a web-cam somewhere, but my mum hid it after I left it on accidentally when I was having a bath and getting dressed and stuff, and some strange guy came to the door and wouldn't stop ringing it. Should I try and find it, then we can have a laugh and do MSN and stuff.

What's all that writing at the bottom of my posts?

[Misc]

Like throwing a stick down an alleyway..

[phantomtek]

[The Tot]

Hi, you talk like your a yank, do you fancy a spank. Failing that, watch me have a tommy tank upon which you breath a laboured sigh, my semen into thine eye.

Whoever your ride, you're ashamed to hide the fact that a girl named candy will never ever be handy with peculiar things called bikes. I therefore imply that you should stop to ask why you haven't uploaded your pic for there are many guys and many dicks all horny and waiting.


Err dude, WTF am i ON! - THis has got to be somebody like 18 priller or vespa making your return.

If you are Candy. what are your measurements?
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[minesweeper]

Any tread left on the tyres or would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

[Rookie]

Let's make a game of it - who do we think it is?

I'm going for NSR Andy, who's exploring his hetero-curiousness.

[phantomtek]

Like a worm in a bucket.

[carlnicholson...]

Soon find out who it is.

Just wait for someone to get a karma shafting for having two accounts, soon give the game away.

He is making me hard though!
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[Misc]

Horses collar.

'Can't you get there ip'

[Rookie]

[Shaun]

Didn't korn say you weren't allowed to make a second account, someone should ban this mofo.

[Johnny GSX-R]

Its not DODSI as he knows nothing about girls, let alone loose ones.

If i didn't know better i'd be putting my money on PhantomTek...

Who ever you are, i'm really 'Paul Gadd' , do you "wanna be in my gang my gang my gang, wanna be in my gang.......OH YEHHHHH."

[The Tot]

This guy must HAVE exceptionally excellent karma if he's making a second thread to faff about on! lol. Mine took a stupidly big hit when i did something like this.


Innocent girly, are you the type that CAN suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Just for future reference ya know

xX Titz Xx
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