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msgander
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 20 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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P.S. Sticky, i'm 17, that mean i'm an abnormal bloke


nope! I am 36 and my man is 20!

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Simple
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 24 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

My response is/would be

beat the boys,
don't go ott to do it.
just outride them.
out perform
and generally out do them

of course you can't do everything but outriding is a damn satisfying one Laughing

okay you havent got a penis, but you've got a brain
Men know you havent got a penis... infact they probably pay more attention to you because you haven't

just think of all the benefits.

as laura says, you only make your self a victim if you act like one.

failing all...kick them in the nuts and then cry Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 24 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simple wrote:


failing all...kick them in the nuts and then cry Laughing


Girl kicks me in the nuts she gets her tits punched.

I love the reaction;

'*whiney* do you know how much that hurts*

REALLY

DOES IT?

POPPET!

I know a guy who died from getting kicked in the nuts, and its just generally incredibly unpleasant.

I can understand in a dangerous situation, or i do it back very hard to GUYS who do it to me.

But girls who do it just for a laugh need putting down.
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Simple
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 24 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

would never do it 'for a laugh'
however have accidentally done it once

the only time I ever kicked a male in the nuts was when my uncles savage rogue GS dog had me pinned face down on the floor with its teeth in my scalp.
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 24 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me.. I make it my lifetime ambition to cock up in every given opportunity.....
For instance..... i fell over the teeniest tiniest step and grabbed hold of the (erm) first thing that came to hand...
Unfortunately it belonged to a very large bloke and he nearly landed on me out of shock! Embarassed
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cheekie monkey
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 24 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mmmmm

It would be a very boring world if we all looked the same now wouldn't it? Everybody has personal qualities, it may not be how they look but most people do judge by looks before anything else today.

I personally am judged most days due to my job, I fly as crew for B.A and people automatically assume I am thick, can't read, write ect.

I am only young, did my A levels but chose not to go to uni, instead I did 3 years business insurance, therefore I can certainly read, write and I am quite mathmatical.

People also assume I am into shopping, clothes, nails, hair ect. Yes I do like it occasionally but I would much rather go quad biking, go karting, on the back of a bike, to races ect any day, much more fun! I have a few girl friends that I spend my time with but when growing up I found male company so much better. Girls are very b*tchy, especially where I work, put me with a group of males any day!!

Its suprising when you chat to some business men and you tell them what you have done just how they react.

I had a pilot explaining to me the other day how the wheels worked on a particular aircraft in a certain situation blah blah blah, he then associated it with a shopping trolley wheel!!! When he finished I turned to him and said 'so, its like a childs buggy wheel??'. He blushed and shut his mouth!!
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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 03 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol this thread is as funny as I was told, thank you person who shall not be named Thumbs Up

Fuck off to myspace you bunch on winging freaks.

Luke
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 04 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luke wrote:
Lol this thread is as funny as I was told, thank you person who shall not be named Thumbs Up

Fuck off to myspace you bunch on winging freaks.

Luke


Thanks for that Luke. You know that people think you are a tit in real life? That would be why mate! Wink

To everyone else: Luke isn't really a knob, he just is on BCF.

In response to the original subject of the thread, blokes have a hard time too. We are supposed to be 'new men' and be caring and have equality, and it is frowned upon to be 'manly' to some extent. (particularly by feminists). Lots of men kick back against this by drinking beer and liking manly things like engines and motorcycles.

I personally like motorcycles and engines, but I don't like football and I don't drink alchohol. That doesn't make me a 'gurl' much as other men have implied. Even so, I disagree with the whole 'metrosexual' stereotype, and believe that men should be allowed to be men, as much as women should be allowed to be women.

I'm someone who agrees with male and female equality. I back it 100%. If a woman wants to be a firefighter, or a lumberjack or a fighter pilot or a motoGP racer, then great. I just don't want that to be at the detriment of men. Positive discrimination is a bad thing, and it flies in the face of equality.

Personally I believe that equality should mean equality, and womens magazines don't help the women's cause, and feminists don't help the male cause.

I think that most men just want a quiet life, and women read into things too much! Smile
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 04 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just have a passion for equality and quite a big problem with negative thinking which was making itself largely apparent at the time I wrote that post.
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 04 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard this sketch from Chris Rock, and largely I agree with his statements. The only things we ever hear about guys is largely how smutty we are, how big a cunts we are etc etc. But you never hear women saying positive things about the guys who do keep their shit in order. Equality? In the work place, yeah sexism has been rife, but at home I think us guys are on the back foot.......

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Everybody takes Daddy for granted. Everything’s Mama. Dear Mama. Always loved my Mama. What’s the Daddy song? “Papa was a Rollin’ Stone.” Nobody appreciates Daddy.

Now, Mama’s got the roughest job. l ain’t gonna front. But at least people appreciate Mama. Every time Mama do something right, Mama gets a compliment… ’cause women need to hear compliments all the time.

Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right. And an occasional pair of shoes. That’s right. Women got to hear it all the time, or they lose their minds.

And get Daddy to make sure you thank your Mama for everything. Tell your Mama how good the food is. Tell her how nice the house looks. Tell your Mama how nice her hair looks.

‘’Did you tell your Mama? You better go in there and tell your Mama!” That’s right. Tell your Mama! Tell your Mama! Tell your Mama!

Nobody ever tells Daddy sh*t.

I’m talking about the real daddies that handle their f**king business. Nobody ever says, ‘’Hey, Daddy, thanks for knocking out this rent! Hey, Daddy, l sure love this hot water! Hey, Daddy, this is easy to read with all this light!”

Nobody gives a f**k about Daddy. I’m talking about a daddy that handles his business. Think about everything that the real daddy does: pay the bills, buy the food, put a f**king roof over your head. Everything you could ever ask for. Make your world a better, safer place.

And what does Daddy get for all his work?

The big piece of chicken. That’s all Daddy gets.”
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ram_doom
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 04 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think people spend far too much time trying to either play the victim or gain some sort of recognition/make a statement and be percieved as individual and righteous/be an attention whore, and go out of their way to be offended or have an opinion, just so that they can stand in the circle and rant a bit so that everyone can gaze on.

Whatever. Its only words on a screen ffs. Even things you hear, its just a bit of crap from someone who doesnt matter to you Shocked
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MementoMori
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 04 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just give it a rest lads, this post died two months ago.
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 04 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did someone read The Mail, then? Was an article about such 'equality'. I agreed with it, until the arrogant cock who wrote it told of how his wife had just taken him back after he'd had an affair, and during sex he asked her 'who's the boss?'
Fooking hell. If my bloke cheated on me, I'd cut off his penis. If I was stupid enough to take him back and he said a ripe piece of bull shite like that, I'd make him eat it, too. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 07 Aug 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get the tits out.
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