Parking Attendant Ped Boi's?

[TheDonUK]

I would like to preface this with saying i have received about 5 parking tickets in westminster over the last month or two, and as such have a deep deep hatrid of all parking attendants, im sure im not alone on that.

Scenario: Coming back from the shops, the fool parking attendant pulls out on me on his LEAD 125 shitter, not near miss stuff but caused me to brake pretty hard nonetheless.
All the time indicating right (he pulled out left), obveously so busy looking for the next piece of commission he cant remember to turn off the indicator (or indicate the right way for that matter, 50/50 chance of getting it right and he still fucks that up)...

So anyway i follow behind him for a while thinking when he stops at lights or to issue a ticket i will vent my frustrations at my recent tickets ... (immature yes, but one cockaroach is the same as another in my book). He slows down eyeing up cars, i slow down also, make eye contact and just nod at him (in a: you arsehole way) and go on, i couldent be bothered to have a go honestly, dident have waterproofs on and it looked like imminent rain, so i woulda left it there.

I Hear the roaring sound of a LEAD 125 behind me, he pulls up next to me and says "what are you nodding at". Incensed i start frothing at the mouth like a rabid pitbull... "who the fuck are you talking to cockroach, motherfucker this motherfucker that"... very immature but as i said why not vent my angers at this asshole, hes giving those on two wheels (i wont say bikers for a good reason) a bad name. He promptly "speeds" off on his LEAD probably thinking im a psycho (thats up for debate)...

Now he gets just up to the next traffic lights which i know stay red for a while, and at this point i have vented, again im willing to leave it there, im thinking i have put him in his place.

::REMOVED due to common sense finally kicking in::

My question... was i out of order? or not?

PS the last paragraph may or may not be fiction.

[McGee]

True or not good read

Now was it an old man or one of these "They wouldn't let me be a cop" parking attendants ?
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[TheDonUK]

Nah he looked like a spanish waiter that hadent seen a razor for weeks.

[dainesefreak]

To be honest mate you should have learnt a lesson after the 1st or so ticket. Nothing is an excuse for assault no matter how pissed off you are. I would imagine you will be getting a knock on the door from the local plod if this is real.

[veeeffarr]

I agree, you probably won't hear the last of this.

[TheDonUK]

If the last paragraph were true, and i did indeed get bacon at the door to me it would have been worth it to me, if indeed it did happen...

[biggerjohn]

[Steve H]

So much angst and aggression (and probably bullshit) - Wassup Don? Has your Barbie lost a limb?
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[TheDonUK]

I am offended by that steve, i take my barbie collection very seriously!

But seriously i must stress that the last paragraph may be fiction, i will leave it up to the good readers to decide.

[veeeffarr]

[kawakid]

My mate got taken to court for running over a traffic warden.

(Well foreign council employees used to fine drivers, who are on
commission. Then everyone wonders why nobody visits our town
centres anymore and shops at out of town malls).

To call them traffic wardens ie those that stop traffic, help out at school crossings is an insult to traffic wardens.
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[TheDonUK]

If he does, then he does toby, not much i can do about it now, and i certainly wont be loosing any sleep in anticipation of a knock at the door...

Either way i have taken out that last paragraph i can see this thread becoming more hassel than its worth with the righteous ones.

[Jack_Cheese]

If you chinned him, then well in! I know there's all this violence this, violence that bullshit, but sometimes people really do need a good ol' right hook. I personally never attack anybody without physical provokation, ie. them hitting me first, but some people really do just need a slap on the chops!

Jack
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[dainesefreak]

[TheDonUK]

Obveously some think i was out of order,

which is fine, it was the general attitude of "violence" never being acceptable which i dident count on at this forum, Where i come from if someone says or does certain things they are asking for whatever it is they get...

what i was looking for was essentially what others would have done in the situation.

But now it doesent seem worth it. Next time a parking attendant tells you to go fuck your mother after he cuts you up on his ped just take the moral high road and know you are better than he. Because i for one as is clearly evident am not.

[Stu_666]

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[Deano]

i use to walk through teddington everyday/morning to work and back. and I use to watch the parking attendants jump off their sr125's whilst parking in loading bays and bust stops and have the fucking cheek to go round the highstreet and pass out tickets to everyone else.

F$%king cunts.

[Jack_Cheese]

[plugger147]

Dunno what I think you've stolen the good bit, a knock at the door sounds like it might be on the way but the complaint about him spitting in your face might cancel it out .
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[The View Askew]

Just to clear one thing up. As far as I am aware, both from owning and currently riding an scv (LEAD) they are 100cc

If there is a 125 version, I am peeved.
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[Zimma]

If you weren't so dozy you wouldn't get 5 parking tickets in a row... They put motorcycle bays there for a reason, if you park anywhere other than those places you are sure to get a ticket. If you can't see one where you need to park ride round till you find one, there's always one somewhere. If you can't be bothered, get more fines, what do I care, it's your money
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[Mark_petty]

What I can't get my head round is why on earth do you keep parking in the same place knowing that you will get a ticket

Once I can understand but 5 times

I don't know why people have to use violence on them they are only doing there job.
They maybe rude by ignoring you but I would ignore someone if they were calling wanker etc..
I'm sure if we didn't have traffic wardens we would be all complaining if you had cars/bikes parked all over the road causing road blocks. And that you couldn't park someone coz some muppet has been parking in the same spot for a week.

Don't get me wrong I hate being fined but to be honest with you it would be my own fault
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[Harold_Shand]

Approching a cross road, car in opposite lane indicating right ( across my path ) ped traffic wardern comes from the road on my right, behind signalling car and almost ends up crashing into the side of me.

I stuck to 20-25mph and didn't let him pass. Got to the traffic lights then and whipped off.

I'm a small man, I know.

No where near as impressive as lamping one. All for £100. Sounds like a bargain.

TBH, if I was a traffic warden and got lamped, I'd be gutted that the guy got away with a £100 fine. I'd want his licence and 3 months in nick.
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