Revenge on mates, drinking related

[Nath]

Right, been done before I want all your best revenge ideas

Basically I went out the other night and got hammered, so battered in fact that it was only the following day that I found out I was being taken for a cunt by the other 5 or 6 people I was out with. Rounds of shots where they were downing water. Throwing their drinks away whilst I was in the toilet then telling me to down it as we were leaving. And then some major drink spiking shenanigans with a bottle of Rolling Rock, though there were infact 4 different bottles in total. One of them got urinated in by a 'mate', then they tried to get me to drink it. It tasted "fruity" so I thought they'd spiked it with vodka and orange and replaced it. To be fair several other people tasted it as well by accident as they stupidly mixed up all the different bottles they'd got hidden. Replacement also got spiked

Now I'm not a kid, I can handle drinking a tiny amount of piss without making a big deal, but all of the guys I were out with were in on it to some degree or another. When I sussed what they'd done today at work I went straight out to a chemists to buy a bottle of laxative to spike the main culprits drink, unfortunately he was too clever to leave me any opportunity then found out what I was going to do due to me telling too many people. I've now been informed that eyedrops are very good for giving people the shits, and the bottle is also the perfect size for taking out drinking.

I'm not looking for just spiking ideas though. I'm willing to spend a little time effort and money getting these guys back. What have ya got then?
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[Itchy]

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Liquid acid He might end up in a mental hospital though which could either be a good or a bad thing depending on how badly you want to stitch him up. A pipette full of that and he'll know about it...

[EuropeanNC30R...]

Isn't Mercury very poisonous

[stinkwheel]

This game only finishes up in one place. With someone in hospital. Don't play it.

Buy bottles, keep them in your hand, take your drink to the bogs with you. I alway do when I'm in town drinking. I've been spiked with MDMA before, it is not plesant when you don't realise what is happening to you.

Alternatively, challenge them (you need to be good at drinking to do this). Along the lines of "Right shit-head, you think it's funny, let's see how well you can drink. Barman, a yard of your finest ale if you please!". You drink it in a nice fast time then hand another over to the culprit, "Fair's fair, it's my round" so they either have to attempt to drink it or be publically shown up as a nancy boy. Defeat by humiliation.

Or get them in a game of "arrogance" where a pint glass goes round the table. You pour some of your drink in and the person next to you tosses a coin. If you call correctly it moves round, they add some of their drink and call. If you call incorrectly, you down whatever's in the glass. The way to do this is what I call "Play to win". As you pour into the glass, look into the other guys face, keep pouring until you see a look of horror appear, then call.

You'll land up shitfaced but chances are, they will be worse off. I did this with the help of a mate at a party once. We sat together 9changing places occasionally) and kept hitting the guy next to me with red wine mixed with neat gin (plus a splash of his lager). He fell over.

[TheShaggyDA]

As G said, leave it some time until you do it. Whack one off into an old Earex bottle, dilute with vodka and use the dropper for quick bottle squirts. Won't make them sick, but you'll have the pleasure of telling them at a later date that they are a bunch of cum guzzlers.
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[craigie b]

From the title I thought you meant some harmless games were being played..... from the tone of you message I'd doubt very much that these people are your friends.

Pissing in your 'mates' drink and getting you bladdered for their amusement would put them in the 'cunts' bracket rather than friends.

As nasty as it sounds I'd consider popping some GHB into the ringleaders drink a few months down the line then when he's out, jam a johny up his arse and leave him. But then again I'd maybe just thump him.

[Nath]

[cyberglass]

jam a johny up his arse and leave him
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

what would you do if you woke up from a night on the town with a johny hangin out your arse ?????????

Would you tell anyone

[Clanger]

er...I would serious refrain from calling these people mates, and seek new ones!
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[Ahmato_]

Got to say I agree with Clanger on this one
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[fenton]

if you can get your hands on it. Rohypnol. if thats how you spell it.

they wouldnt be in any state to struggle against being handcuffed to anything..

[JBurrows88]

My mates tag teamed me with whisky and stella with the purpose of getting me trashed... Their plan worked too well. i had 2 cups of those plastic cups of cheap whisky (i never drank it regulary) and 3 bottles of stella within 30 minutes (it was obvious i was gonna puke it up).... i got to the party at 10pm and was throwing up at 11 30 (sober at 1am, felt like i had wasted an evening)


I need to get them back!


the best idea is to go out and watch your mates get drunk while you stay sober... its the best time to take 'advantage' (if worst comes to worst keep buying them drinks)


My friends have a video of me throwing up and them shaking me bout lol it is well funny ... untill they showed my teachers at college!
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[Nath]

Okay, given it some thought based on what's been said in this thread, and we've got a winner. At first I dismissed this without even thinking twice, but I now realise it's the perfect retalliation.

[craigie b]

hmmmm, I'd thump you to if you spiked my drink with your DNA

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[Nath]

[Ste]

Spike everyone's drink and you'll then have everyone wanting to stitch you up somehow, be very careful with your drinks for the next few months.

[Andy C]

buy his snakebites (half lager, half cider) then put couple of shots on it (vodka, wisky normally best) and you really cant taste it, snakebites also get you hammered quickly anyways!!

[veeeffarr]

Surprised no one has mentioned what will happen if someone that works/owns aformentioned pub/club/whatever catches you doing it...

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[tokarev]

Lol...jeez, there are some crazy people here on BCF!

The victims:
Nath - His mates piss in his drinks. Nath thinks it is normal
JBurrows88 - his mates like to make him vomit and video it to show his teachers.

The evil ones:
Joe - puts liquid acid in your drink possibly sending you to a mental hospital
Siggi - puts mercury in your drink to make you liquid shit yourself possibly killing you in the process
TheShaggyDA - puts sperm into your drinks then proceeds to inform that you are a 'cum guzzler'
cyberglass - gets you drunk, sticks a condom up your arse and leaves you like that
fenton - puts Rohypnol (date rape drug) in your drink and does who knows what to you


I feel sorry for anyone that ever wrongs any of you lot / goes drinking with you.

[colin1]

i agree

nath its possible those people you hang around with arent actually your friends even if you think they are