Is this a SV650 salesmans forum?

[BorderHooner]

Get a SV650.

You want a SV650.

God is a SV650.

I took my SV650 to see my parents, we're getting married next year.

FFS.

Fuck off.

When I first joined this forum and asked what bike I should get after DAS the majority leaped up and said SV650.

It seems I cant open a thread without reading about someones SV650 or some spotty teenage wank about a SV650.

It's about time the member base realised there is more to life than aspiring to a SV650. Like actualy getting a life first.

Thankyou please.






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[ColdInsomnia]

Get a Divvy.

You want a Divvy.

God is a Divvy.

I took my Divvy to see my parents, we're getting married next year.
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[mrtEE]

you go on about shitty Busa's so fuck off urself lad.

[ram_doom]

The sv650 is more frugal than a citroen 2cv

The sv650 leaves the factory wearing approximately the same amount of paint as the average woman's finger nail

The sv650 was designed by a team of french alcoholics on a friday afternoon

The sv650 is infinitely more respectable than a hayabusa

I sense an SV650 legend thread coming in much the same style as the legendary '98 R1 thread
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[angryjonny]

The SV650 does 0-60 quicker than you can say "SV650"
The SV650 does 2500 miles to a tankfull
The SV650 gets 100,000 miles out of a set of tyres
The SV650 is so fast you get there before you set out
The SV650 can pass straight through solid objects
The SV650 was invented by NASA and the Beatles
The SV650 is two-wheel-drive
The SV650 comes with rocket launchers as standard
The SV650 can carry seven passengers
The SV650 can cruise at an altitude of 40,000ft
The SV650 travels through time when it reaches 88mph
The SV650 can ride over water
The SV650 is so cheap to insure they pay you

[BorderHooner]

[Mozzer]

Before this starts, we can't be giving the SV650 credit to being incredibly fast. Only the most perfect, reliable, unmatchable "big bike" ever.
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[angryjonny]

Snoop Doggy Dogg has a stretched SV650

[lilredmachine]

hehe. I know you're on a windup but you've got a good point. However, the folks that own SVs on here tend to be honest about them. G slates them and I dislike mine lol.
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[angryjonny]

The SV650 can tow a Boeing 747

[brianmcewan.co.uk]

[BorderHooner]

I dont mind folks talking about there bikes. Afterall I talk about my bike. Thats what we are here for, to talk about and share our experience, listen to others and generally have a laugh.

We seem however to have a whole host of folks who talk about bikes they dont have. Slating this one, thumbing up that one. Like a bunch of women with curlers in, getting there hair dried in one of those hair dryer thingy's in hairdressers.

Blue rinse SV650 dreamers.

Come on. It aint the best bike ever designed. 4 eva n eva n all that shite.... is it?
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[angryjonny]

The SV650 can eat a large Domino's stuffed-crust Americana and still have room for a Banoffee pie

[Rawker]

[brianmcewan.co.uk]

[Rawker]

Yeh i want one, coz i wanna hit a tun and cure cancer

[angryjonny]

The SV650 can fry an egg without getting that runny bit around the yolk

[BorderHooner]

[brianmcewan.co.uk]

[colin1]

i never said get an sv

i tried a few bikes and although the sv had some good points, its bad points were worse and for the same money i could get things which were good

having said that, if i was young and insurance was expensive, it might make sense

you can get a second hand sports 600 for the price of a second hand sv650

i liked the sv's flicky handling, but didnt like its power delivery, or its suspension or its brakes.

it felt cheap even though second hand it wasnt, even if it was new

thundercats and tt600s are cheap and good

and for a little more, sensational value for money gets you a 98 r1...

anyone thinking about getting an sv should try other bikes first

if you need low insurance, a sport 400 might be good even if they are old n pricey

[carlmalibu]

I want an SV-s next. Why? Because they're easy to restrict, they're not bad 2-up, people who own them get very passionate about them (this must be a positive yes?) they're cheap to buy and cheap to insure, they look pretty, and they're a V-twin (I'm bored of revving bikes to fuck and I like the grunt). They're a good compromise between naked and faired bikes, they're build to a fairly decent standard, a fair few gixxer parts are interchangeable and they have a decent MPG. a 70bhp bike for £4k new is pretty good. When you can get one that's been loved for every day of its life for around £1500 you know there must be something about them.

That's my reasoning anyway.
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[BorderHooner]

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[Paivi]

Angryjonno: Keep them coming!

carlosfandango: Go and wash your mouth with soap, young man, that language was as disgusting as it was unnecessary.

mrtEE: Please stop that stupid karma war with carlosfandango! All it does is affects your own karma, as your ratings are revoked, and it's bloody boring for the rest of us.

[extreme3d]

No Comment

other than to say very few people on the forum recommend the SV650.....

....They all recommend the SV650s