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numark1
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PostPosted: 00:30 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Be more romantic................. Reply with quote

Can someone tell me how. Laughing

apparently if im more romantic then i will get more sex Very Happy
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PostPosted: 00:32 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

is romantic the same as buying them more randomn gifts, and taking them to more romantic resteraunts?
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numark1
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PostPosted: 00:33 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

or i mean nice things to say like on the phone. im always silent. Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:06 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

text instead, then you can think the nice things up and dont have to spend like a hour doing it like you do on the phone Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:17 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

markcatate wrote:
or i mean nice things to say like on the phone. im always silent. Laughing




Stop calling the 0906 numbers then.... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 01:59 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, you are silent on the phone, bet they are all over you Mark! Jesus mate, talk!
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PostPosted: 08:16 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hence his custom title.
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numark1
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

strag wrote:
Lol, you are silent on the phone, bet they are all over you Mark! Jesus mate, talk!


Na i don't mean it like that Laughing just she wants quite a lot of attention and complements and i'm pretty shit at giving them. Run out of what to say pretty quickly. It's fine in person just she lives at the other end of the country when im at home so don't get to see her for 4 weeks.
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her that hearing her voice makes you want to slit your own throat so you die with a smile on your face, then tell her that if she was here you'd rip slit her wrists too so you could die together.
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PostPosted: 10:29 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
Tell her that hearing her voice makes you want to slit your own throat so you die with a smile on your face, then tell her that if she was here you'd rip slit her wrists too so you could die together.


Or if you still want a relationship after and dont fancy being in a straight jacket dont tell her that. Just tell her how you feel about her and how she makes you feel, if its not that kind of relationship just watch a few movies and learn Very Happy
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Needy Girls Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree texting might be better for you.

Think about the nice little things you like about her, say about them rather than general 'i think you're lovely/sexy/pretty' etc.

Things like, 'when you smile, theres an extra sparkle in your eyes that warms me inside'

If she doesn't smile, or has no eyes, or doesn't 'warm you', then simply adjust accordingly. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:09 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always find 'you make me cum like a train, and you aren't /too/ mental' works very well Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 14:13 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You don't sweat much for a fat bird" Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 27 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your love hole doesn't smell too fishy
I may keep you around


Ahh.. *swoon*

Works like a charm Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 28 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Classic line "you do kiss well for a rubber lipped mutant" Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:06 - 28 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could always get Yoko to talk to her for you, as normal... Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:31 - 28 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

DonTony wrote:
Have a plate engraved with a message for the one you love without them knowing about it. When you take them out to dinner, ask the waiter to serve their meal on that plate. Thumbs Up


You're an absolute fucking genius. I'll have to remember that one Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:53 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

DonTony wrote:
This one works a treat:

Have a plate engraved with a message for the one you love without them knowing about it. When you take them out to dinner, ask the waiter to serve their meal on that plate. Thumbs Up


It would probably be refused on the grounds of Health and Safety. Same reason pubs don't let you use your own beer mugs and don't refil the same glasses. (generally speaking).
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have a plate engraved with a message for the one you love without them knowing about it. When you take them out to dinner, ask the waiter to serve their meal on that plate. Thumbs Up


You're an absolute fucking genius. I'll have to remember that one


Tis still a bloomin good idea though. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:55 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

m99dws wrote:
Same reason pubs don't let you use your own beer mugs and don't refil the same glasses. (generally speaking).


That's specific to the pub.

The pub i worked in over summer wouldn't let anyone bring in their own pint glass, that's fair enough. But whenever a customer ordered another pint and specifically asked for the same glass, we didn't object.
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palmer
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PostPosted: 18:45 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

pffft romance.

feed her beer. then you dont have to worry about 'romance'
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

quacker_boy wrote:
But whenever a customer ordered another pint and specifically asked for the same glass, we didn't object.


Why would you actually desire the same glass? It's a generic item that doesn't differ from one to the next, and in todays pub-world of shit watered down ale, doesn't make the slightest bit of difference. Question
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

m99dws wrote:
quacker_boy wrote:
But whenever a customer ordered another pint and specifically asked for the same glass, we didn't object.


Why would you actually desire the same glass? It's a generic item that doesn't differ from one to the next, and in todays pub-world of shit watered down ale, doesn't make the slightest bit of difference. Question


Cos usually pubs cant run a fucking raffle, and run out of glasses. I will gladly have the same glass every time, no bother. They wont let me. Fuck it ive been known to find a glass and tell them to rinse it quickly with water.

Oh and in my local theres a shelf for locals tankards Thumbs Up
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