What would you do in a zombie invasion?

[Misc]

So the UK gets a virus that turns people into zombies, most of the UK has turned, the usual stuff you get in movies. Everyone you know is dead & you're on you're own.

Wouldn't a small part of you be excited, or am i sick?

[tribal_tiger]

Well all my family and friends have just become things that are trying to eat me.

I might find a down side to it!

Well, until I find a combine harvester and go on a zombie shredding rampage. I think you'd get bored after a while though.
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[Suzuki]

You watched Dawn of the Dead last night then?

I don't think I'd find it all that enjoyable tbh.
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[Misc]

Yup, but i've watched quite a few of the zombie movies & the whole 'adventure' aspect would be a massive adrenaline rush.

[Handsome]

Well if it hasn't effected the two pole dancers up the road I'd be there mate...
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[techierob]

you might want a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide if that's your sort of thing. It's quite a cool little handbook with easy to follow step-by-step instructions for dealing with zombie holocausts.

I reckon I'd break into the nearest (decent) pub, drink the cellar dry and hog the pool table for the duration - maybe indulge in a spot of looting and see if I could blag a chainsaw from somewhere. Nothing too exciting.

[Gpz 900R]

I would be tempted to set off every speed camera i could whilst pulling a moonie, sad i know, but then it's onto spearmint rhinos to look for survivors

[m0l0t0v]

Grab my samurai swords and find people who haven't bee affected and start counting who kills most zombies

And i'm guessing McGee would bring his chainsaw!
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[Rookie]

I'd go to the Winchester for a pint and some hog lumps.

[NickD]

Cool! Moving tamashigeri.
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[instigator]

If you could find a steam roller with the keys in, I dare say I would enjoy it for quite some time.

[tokarev]

I would get my baseball bat and go out and break some zombie kneecaps. Then would hop on the bike and ride to Alton Towers (taking out zombie knee caps as I ride passed them). Once at Alton Towers I would ride on Oblivion 100 times naked.

Then I would get bored and jump back onto the bike and ride back to London and run through the streets naked with my baseball bat.

After my zombie killing spree has topped over 1000 kills, I would then head to the airport and fly a 747 to some tropical island in the Pacific ocean and live out the rest of my days eating coconuts.

[Misc]

But what i meant is everything would need planning, you would need to find a constant supply of food or maybe barricade Sainsburys, i'm sure there food stock would last quite some time.
I think there's a part of everyone that for a moment would like the freedom of walking into a dealer & picking out that car or bike whilst wearing body armour with a 12 gauge.
I'd try to head for a gun store & load up, army base even better. Do you think it's possible to fly a plane or heli without training, just from a manual? Boats are easier i suppose.

[fenton]

Im there with you m0l0t0v. samurai swords ftw

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[Rookie]

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[tokarev]

Okay, if it really happened then the first thing I would do is secure my house (make sure all windows and doors are sealed well). Then I would create myself a weapon of somesort. I don't have any guns so I would take my baseball bat and stick on the biggest knife from my kitchen onto the end (so it can now be used for stabbing from a safe distance and also for whacking anything that gets to close).

I would then lie low for a few days and ration my food in my house to get to terms with the situation and learn as much as I can about the enemy.

If there is no help coming or the situation is not getting better then I would have to start venturing out for food etc.

As I know the area pretty well, I would head out under the cover of darkness and break into a car for safer transport. I would head to a chemists and get first aid kits (for the inevitable). Second destination would be a military base (to check for survivors) if no survivors then I would get some better weapons from the base (guns hopefully) and then barricade myself there until I can think what to do next.

Not really sure what I would do after that though!

Edit: Tokarev's Homemade Zombie Destroying Weapon

https://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4884/baseball1ws9.jpg https://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6117/baseballknifebat21gk7.jpg

[tatters]

I would go to work, sercue 7 tower office complex with remote sealable door ways, hundreads of thosands of diesal and water stored under ground, one 11kv genrater and six 230/400v ones, a restrant/pub/cafe and a waitrose.


also they filmed 28 weeks later there so its not just l that thinks its a good place to hold up.
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[Misc]

Cool, well you'll probably want to get out of the country somehow to see if it's safe abroad. Although for someone like me who doesn't know how to fly or drive a boat, it could be a problom.
Eurostar can't be that hard to control, would you use this get out of the country (if the power on the lines was on?). After checking for survivors & stocking up on weapons & food. i'd want to try & head for somewhere like Hawaii.

I wouldn't really want to stay in the same spot, i'd always be on the move, obviously after a while you probably won't be scared of death or hesitate to kill anything that moves.

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[kawashima]

Paint my face like Zombie, drive my car recording with DVCam, go to France. Then wash my face, upload the Zombie movie on youtube. Again upload a fake movie that say "zombie will die unless they swim toward north pole"on youtube. After all Zombies started to swim heading to north pole, I go back to U.K. again.

[tokarev]

[Luke_Retrofly]

Complain on an internet forums about it
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[hellkat]

What a lovely MACHO thread this is.
How refreshing.

In the past I prolly would have said similar to all this "Get gun/knife/baseball bat and smash zombies to squishy puddles of goo!!!" ... but these days, I'm not so sure.

I'd prolly hide under the table and quake in me boots till they found me and et me.
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